Your mother
I realized that I talk about her a lot. Example:
I saw FuseG4's thread on roasted maple necks, asking if anyone had tried one. The first thought into my head was, I **** you not, "I roasted your mom's maple last night."
And the fact that I say "Deez Nutz" a lot. I think part of it is because I know a lot of ghetto kids, but still - it's no excuse to let myself sink so low.
Anyone else have this problem?
Last edited by Agileguy_101; 10-21-2011 at 12:42 AM.
Originally Posted by astrozombie
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Re: Your mother
I keep defaulting to a lot of the old stand-bys:
"That's what she said."
Jessie, that's not a very productive way to spend your time.
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Your mum has no excuse for letting herself sink so low.
Every love that made me lose my reasoning. Every chord that made my conscience ache. Every day spent counting hours. Well, none of them comes close to singing back a song inside my head.
I remember calloused hands and paint-stained jeans, and I remember safe-as-houses self-belief.
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I roasted your sister's maple
and if you don't have a sister... well, then I... I dunno.
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Re: Your mother
I got news for y'all: if "she" was sporting wood of any sort, maple or otherwise, that was either my brother or father.
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Classic. Pure classic.
Henry David Thoreau - "Most men lead lives of quiet desperation and go to the grave with the song still in them."
Re: Your mother
bawhahahaha
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I prefer to think that maple is a metaphor for the maple color of her ass, which I proceeded to roast. But whatever floats your boat, mang.
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Wait, doesn't roasting involve two dudes? Only Chuck Norris can spit-roast a chick on his own.
Every love that made me lose my reasoning. Every chord that made my conscience ache. Every day spent counting hours. Well, none of them comes close to singing back a song inside my head.
I remember calloused hands and paint-stained jeans, and I remember safe-as-houses self-belief.
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Your mum's so fat, she looks like she comes from the kind of ridiculous country that sells hot dogs from ****ing gas stations.
Every love that made me lose my reasoning. Every chord that made my conscience ache. Every day spent counting hours. Well, none of them comes close to singing back a song inside my head.
I remember calloused hands and paint-stained jeans, and I remember safe-as-houses self-belief.
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Again, if "she" only gave up the ass, that's another warning sign.
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My mom's so fat she drives a Nissan Cube. True story.
Re: Your mother
Holy ****, the lulz. This thread delivers them.
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I have nothing to contribute. I just wanted to be in this great thread.
Kinda like how I was in your mom just now.
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Re: Your mother
Yeah, they're not as much fun when they're long.
Your mum disagrees, though.
Every love that made me lose my reasoning. Every chord that made my conscience ache. Every day spent counting hours. Well, none of them comes close to singing back a song inside my head.
I remember calloused hands and paint-stained jeans, and I remember safe-as-houses self-belief.
Re: Your mother
Thanks guys. My mother just passed away on Tuesday.
JUST KIDDING, F'ERS!!!!
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