Your mother

[sosomething]

We don't joke about the famine here. That's like joking with your mum about syphilis and horse sex.

Although, I do like a mum joke that most people have to go to wiki to understand.

The last person who lived through the famine died over 50 years ago. Isn't that too late for "too soon?"

Kinda like it's too late for your mom not to have earned the nickname "The Spunk Plumber". Know what I mean?

[Kam]

The last person who lived through the famine died over 50 years ago. Isn't that too late for "too soon?"

Kinda like it's too late for your mom not to have earned the nickname "The Spunk Plumber". Know what I mean?

Well, the attack on Pearl Harbour was almost 70 years ago and from what I understand, plenty of you are still a bit sore about that.

Especially your mum, after I tie a bandanna around my head and yell, "Kamikazeeee!" while I depth-charge the **** out of her.

[sosomething]

Well, the attack on Pearl Harbour was almost 70 years ago and from what I understand, plenty of you are still a bit sore about that.

Especially your mum, after I tie a bandanna around my head and yell, "Kamikazeeee!" while I depth-charge the **** out of her.

Nobody here is still actively touchy about Pearl Harbour outside of jingoist xenophobes or 90-year-olds who actually fought in the war. We did waaaaaaaaaaaay more devastating sh1t to the Japanese in the end.

Similarly to how I devastate your mom in the rear end.

[Kam]

Nobody here is still actively touchy about Pearl Harbour outside of jingoist xenophobes or 90-year-olds who actually fought in the war. We did waaaaaaaaaaaay more devastating sh1t to the Japanese in the end.

Similarly to how I devastate your mom in the rear end.

Very true. The Japanese are a pretty hardy people, though, something which I think has been proven by how capably they've handled the recent tsunami disaster.

Speaking of tsunamis, that's exactly how your mum likes her semen.

[ratherdashing]

I have nothing to contribute. I just wanted to be in this great thread.





Kinda like how I was in your mom just now.

[sosomething]

Very true. The Japanese are a pretty hardy people, though, something which I think has been proven by how capably they've handled the recent tsunami disaster.

Speaking of tsunamis, that's exactly how your mum likes her semen.

I have nothing but admiration for the Japanese. They make a fine car. They develop good technology. They have a rich cultural history. They serve beer from vending machines on the street.

Just like the same way your mom takes her giant box out on the street and gives up the goods for change.

[Kam]

I have nothing but admiration for the Japanese. They make a fine car. They develop good technology. They have a rich cultural history. They serve beer from vending machines on the street.

Just like the same way your mom takes her giant box out on the street and gives up the goods for change.

Well, let's not forget that they have a pretty weird side, too. I mean they did give the world tentacle porn.

I actually heard that the first story along those lines was written by a terrified Japanese tourist after he witnessed your mum having a few beers and murder-raping an entire chain-gang of convicted felons right there on the side of the highway. Apparently all he could see from under her gargantuan, sweaty behind was a few loose chains and rows of limbs reaching for help...

[sosomething]

Well, let's not forget that they have a pretty weird side, too. I mean they did give the world tentacle porn.

I actually heard that the first story along those lines was written by a terrified Japanese tourist after he witnessed your mum having a few beers and murder-raping an entire chain-gang of convicted felons right there on the side of the highway. Apparently all he could see from under her gargantuan, sweaty behind was a few loose chains and rows of limbs reaching for help...

Wow, that one was a real mouthful.

Kinda like the mouthful I'm giving your mom right now as I type this.

[Kam]

Wow, that one was a real mouthful.

Kinda like the mouthful I'm giving your mom right now as I type this.

Yeah, they're not as much fun when they're long.

Your mum disagrees, though.

[Gearjoneser]

Thanks guys. My mother just passed away on Tuesday.





































JUST KIDDING, F'ERS!!!!

[ratherdashing]

Vault

[jeremy]

no. crypt

[sosomething]

Yeah, they're not as much fun when they're long.

Your mum disagrees, though.

Y'know, all this talk of moms and such is actually making me feel a little bad. I know we're just joking around, and it's funny, but I can't ignore the little voice inside that says "Kam's mom is probably a perfectly nice lady and doesn't deserve to be derided this way." To be honest, it's all sort of putting a bad taste in my mouth.





















Kind of like how your mom puts a bad taste on my wang.

















She doesn't seem to mind it, though.

[jeremy]

its really you putting the bad taste in her mouth

[Agileguy_101]

I gave your mom the ultimate wood last night.

I feel way too much like Grumptruck doing this.

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