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  1. 12-07-2011, 12:40 PM #21
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    so i went to tha store
    to buy me some gin
    the teller looked up, said
    "do you-"
    but a guy run up from behind and
    kicked me in the butt hole
    kicked me in the butt hole
    kicked me in the butt hole
    kicked me in the butt hole
    kicked me in the butt hole
    kicked me in the butt hole
    kicked me in the butt hole
    kicked me in the butt hole
    yeah
    whoa
    that's how it went down
    a-alright
    now I'm home
    ain't got no gin
    just sittin down
    on some frozen peas
    man fnck that guy!
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  2. 12-07-2011, 02:20 PM #22
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    Quote Originally Posted by sosomething View Post
    so i went to tha store
    to buy me some gin
    the teller looked up, said
    "do you-"
    but a guy run up from behind and
    kicked me in the butt hole
    kicked me in the butt hole
    kicked me in the butt hole
    kicked me in the butt hole
    kicked me in the butt hole
    kicked me in the butt hole
    kicked me in the butt hole
    kicked me in the butt hole
    yeah
    whoa
    that's how it went down
    a-alright
    now I'm home
    ain't got no gin
    just sittin down
    on some frozen peas
    man fnck that guy!
    i think i like you again
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  3. 12-07-2011, 02:35 PM #23
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    Quote Originally Posted by jeremy View Post
    i think i like you again
    then I dedicate this to you:

    with evreh beat of-a mah heart-beat
    ah feel the blood rush to mah romayunce-meat
    a-yeah
    the kinda meat that makes a sweet sweet treat
    ta eat
    but behbeh please jus don't use too much teeth

    uh uh
    git do!

    gowna take ya to tha a-dult book-sto
    an take a wowk a-down that vid-e-o wall
    mmh!
    right past tha section called the max hard-core
    ow-rat!
    becowse ya know we done it alllll be-fo

    thas rat
    glass tube!

    I'm gowna take ya to the count-y fair
    get you a deep-fried snickers bar
    because you got terrible dietary habits
    i dont mess with that stuff, get all stuck up in ya teeth
    damn lady use some floss or something
    peanuts on your lips
    gross
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  4. 12-07-2011, 04:51 PM #24
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    Quote Originally Posted by sosomething View Post
    then I dedicate this to you:

    with evreh beat of-a mah heart-beat
    ah feel the blood rush to mah romayunce-meat
    a-yeah
    the kinda meat that makes a sweet sweet treat
    ta eat
    but behbeh please jus don't use too much teeth

    uh uh
    git do!

    gowna take ya to tha a-dult book-sto
    an take a wowk a-down that vid-e-o wall
    mmh!
    right past tha section called the max hard-core
    ow-rat!
    becowse ya know we done it alllll be-fo

    thas rat
    glass tube!

    I'm gowna take ya to the count-y fair
    get you a deep-fried snickers bar
    because you got terrible dietary habits
    i dont mess with that stuff, get all stuck up in ya teeth
    damn lady use some floss or something
    peanuts on your lips
    gross
    I laughed so hard I think I might have pooped a bit.
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    the Les Paul is the ultimate electric guitar.
    i know that's a pretty heavy statement to make and a bunch of dudes that love Teles and shredsticks are gona argue with me, but they're wrong.
    anything you can't do on a Les Paul is because you haven't practiced enough or you don't rock hard enough.
    Quote Originally Posted by sosomething View Post
    You put the "pow" in "power bottom."
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    *Thumpety Thump Thump Thump...WHOMP WHOMP WHOMP"
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  5. 12-07-2011, 05:08 PM #25
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    Quote Originally Posted by jcthejester13 View Post
    From here on out I want people to just say the most horrible and personal things to me that anyone can think of. I must learn to not act out of anger

    COME AT ME, BRO!
    your tone is horrible and you have a little penis
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  6. 12-07-2011, 06:25 PM #26
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    Quote Originally Posted by sosomething View Post
    then I dedicate this to you:

    with evreh beat of-a mah heart-beat
    ah feel the blood rush to mah romayunce-meat
    a-yeah
    the kinda meat that makes a sweet sweet treat
    ta eat
    but behbeh please jus don't use too much teeth

    uh uh
    git do!

    gowna take ya to tha a-dult book-sto
    an take a wowk a-down that vid-e-o wall
    mmh!
    right past tha section called the max hard-core
    ow-rat!
    becowse ya know we done it alllll be-fo

    thas rat
    glass tube!

    I'm gowna take ya to the count-y fair
    get you a deep-fried snickers bar
    because you got terrible dietary habits
    i dont mess with that stuff, get all stuck up in ya teeth
    damn lady use some floss or something
    peanuts on your lips
    gross
    The fact your band has no vocals is a travesty. And a damn shame.
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    Quote Originally Posted by JohnJohn View Post
    You can't cook.
    Isn't that like hearing you're a bad boxer from Mike Tyson? Or Steven Hawking telling you you're stupid?
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  8. 12-07-2011, 06:27 PM #28
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    Quote Originally Posted by misterwhizzy View Post
    The fact your band has no vocals is a travesty. And a damn shame.
    +1
    Henry David Thoreau - "Most men lead lives of quiet desperation and go to the grave with the song still in them."
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  9. 12-07-2011, 07:41 PM #29
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    sosomething has single-handedly turned this into one of the best threads of 2011.
    Quote Originally Posted by Empty Pockets View Post
    the Les Paul is the ultimate electric guitar.
    i know that's a pretty heavy statement to make and a bunch of dudes that love Teles and shredsticks are gona argue with me, but they're wrong.
    anything you can't do on a Les Paul is because you haven't practiced enough or you don't rock hard enough.
    Quote Originally Posted by sosomething View Post
    You put the "pow" in "power bottom."
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    *Thumpety Thump Thump Thump...WHOMP WHOMP WHOMP"
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  10. 12-08-2011, 09:24 AM #30
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    Quote Originally Posted by metalmachine View Post
    your tone is horrible and you have a little penis
    Well I guess I will take that under consideration.
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    I dig the wood!
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    Better than a little tone and a horrible penis.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sosomething View Post
    You pass!



    You put the "pow" in "power bottom."
    OMG!!!! lol ... No pain and lustful give me more looks.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ratherdashing View Post
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    Originally Posted by jcthejester13
    From here on out I want people to just say the most horrible and personal things to me that anyone can think of.
    Avaniceday!

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    Quote Originally Posted by jcthejester13 View Post
    From here on out I want people to just say the most horrible and personal things to me.

    You have a little phone and play horrible tennis.
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    InnerDreamRecords... Hey, Puckboy died...but he's better now.

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    Yuo have the musical ability of a drummer.
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    Your socks smells of dead mushrooms!
    Not gonna miss you know!
    Information is not knowledge.
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Dali View Post
    Yuo have the musical ability of a drummer.
    How dare you call me a drummer?!
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    I actually thought you were butthole when you first got on the forum.

    And then you started becoming totally awesome.
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