Dear Bears fans

[Aceman]

A small request:

Please get off your bare @$$es and make the DA BEARS! show up to beat Denver down like the B!tches they are. John Elway is a woman. His lips are all smashed up from deep throating. He slides a clean 10 yards before necessary to avoid being hit. Only someone with a poosey would do that. Yes - great arm and stats, but genetically a female. And now he has let the fans decide who will be QB. SO now we have little Timmy Teblow and all his Jesus Freak / Gator followers willing his lame @$$ college wildcat BS into first place over the Raiders. They are not a football team. They are an all female redneck audience of church ladies at The View.

So, all I'm saying here is that you can be DA BEARS and put all these little b!tches in there place and give them the beatdown they deserve, or you can be duh bears. If you are made a b!tch BY a bunch of b!tches, do you know what that makes you? Well, i don't either. But I WILL personally find you and skootchie you in front of your wives, girlfriends, boss, or even pet if that is all you have.

Thank you for your consideration in this matter

Sincerely,

Aceman, on Behalf of THE OAKLAND RAIDERS

[Aceman]

No answer eh? This does not make me optimistic...

[Varg]

A small request:

Please get off your bare @$$es and make the DA BEARS! show up to beat Denver down like the B!tches they are. John Elway is a woman. His lips are all smashed up from deep throating. He slides a clean 10 yards before necessary to avoid being hit. Only someone with a poosey would do that. Yes - great arm and stats, but genetically a female. And now he has let the fans decide who will be QB. SO now we have little Timmy Teblow and all his Jesus Freak / Gator followers willing his lame @$$ college wildcat BS into first place over the Raiders. They are not a football team. They are an all female redneck audience of church ladies at The View.

So, all I'm saying here is that you can be DA BEARS and put all these little b!tches in there place and give them the beatdown they deserve, or you can be duh bears. If you are made a b!tch BY a bunch of b!tches, do you know what that makes you? Well, i don't either. But I WILL personally find you and skootchie you in front of your wives, girlfriends, boss, or even pet if that is all you have.

Thank you for your consideration in this matter

Sincerely,

Aceman, on Behalf of THE OAKLAND RAIDERS

I dont know what it means but I love it!

[Aceman]

I dont know what it means but I love it!

Let me add some Exec Summary Bullets

* Elway is woman
* Tbow is a pud
* Denver sucks
* The Bears should win, and desrve their heads wiped in feces if they don't win

This is all critical to the Raiders being Division leaders.

[Varg]

That makes even less sense to me, not being a fan of this sport, but I love it anyway.

[bluesbend]

Good teams don't need outside help.





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[Chris of Arabia]

Get off the fence Ace, and tell us what you really think

[Aceman]

Good teams don't need outside help.

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Denver has beat down coming from those guys next week.

The Raiders will be getting a smackdown from the Packers today.

The Raiders can definitely beat (or SHOULD) KC and SD the last two weeks.

That will keep them tied and put the Riaders up one in Division play.

The real quesiton is will Boofalo be able to take Denver down two weeks from now.

[bluesbend]

The Patriots have never played well in Denver.
I won't be surprised if they lose and tebow gets annointed messiah.

[Jeff5]

I'd like nothing more Ace. I'm sick of the Tebow talk, sick of my team losing, we just need a win for God's sake!!!! Cutler is possibly ahead of schedule and may be back by the Green Bay game. If we could somehow get to that game and be 9-5 we are in good shape. It's just very hard to win with a back up QB and our defense has no margin for error at all. Oh, and Forte is hurt. We're up against the wall, we just need some lucky breaks, maybe a few turn overs and a special teams TD. Fight, kick, scratch, trick plays, I DON'T CARE!!!! SOMETHING!

Go Bears! I'm rooting today as always, it's just hard to have hope after seeing what we saw last week AT HOME against KC. Hopefully Denver is up for a let down.

[Aceman]

I'm with you Jeff. But if the Broncs win against Pats - I'm getting a Tbow Touchdown Jesus for my front yard.

[bluesbend]

It don't look good for demon Al's team so far Ace.

[Aceman]

It don't look good for demon Al's team so far Ace.

You don't think Al D. Went to heaven? Why ever not?

[TheLivingDead]

Bears' D is holdin' em back pretty well.

Good teams don't need outside help.





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You sure are up and down with how you describe your Pats this season.

[bluesbend]

Bears' D is holdin' em back pretty well.



You sure are up and down with how you describe your Pats this season.

The franchise came into existence the same year as me ('59).

They are "MY" Patriots, I've lived through too much with them through the decades to believe anything until the end.




Overtime Ace!!!

[newking70]

the aceman jinx continues......bwhahahahahahahaahahahahaaha

[bluesbend]

Good frickin' ckrist!

[ErikH]

I can't freakin believe it. That dude just doesn't quit. He wins. It may not be pretty, but he wins.

If Denver beats the Pats, the end is near. I don't see Buffalo beating Denver. The Bills suck.

[idsnowdog]

No Forte and No Cuttler = No Offense

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Peace,

Darrin

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