UFC

[VanDerchuck]

Watching UFC, really hoping Chael Sonnen loses. Don't know why, I never watch this stuff.

[VanDerchuck]

And if I didn't have a sore throat I'd have a beer.

[VanDerchuck]

Well, its a good thing I don't bet on this stuff.

[VanDerchuck]

Very surprised that Fox didn't roll out Joe Buck for this.

[VanDerchuck]

My wife has taken the remote. Now we're watching something on OWN.

[VanDerchuck]

Great, its about some woman's vagina closing up. I bet there's going to be some surgery footage.

[VanDerchuck]

Why would this lady need a new vagina? Did she grow up near power lines? How many woman are born without vaginas?

[VanDerchuck]

$75,000 for a new vagina? Holy ****!

[VanDerchuck]

Great, now they've moved on to this dudes peener problem.

[VanDerchuck]

Anyone have a good excuse to get out of this?

[VanDerchuck]

Whoa! Dodged a bullet there. Now she's changed it to some Diane Keaton movie on the TV Guide network.

[VanDerchuck]

Wait a minute. Almost rather hear about that guys bent peener.

[VanDerchuck]

Now some show called Samantha Who is on. I'm lucky she asked me to get the laundry.

[VanDerchuck]

If I didn't absolutely need her to fold my laundry I'd hangout on this exercise ball and look at the cover of Van Halen 1 on vinyl.

[VanDerchuck]

Close down the rest of the internet. This thread is the ****!

[VanDerchuck]

Is there really a show called Swamp Volcano? I'd check myself but I've lost the remote to my significant other.

[VanDerchuck]

I bet there's a Dateline with Keith Morrison. Probably some story of a dead lover killed in a jealous rage. Or watching TV Guide network.

[VanDerchuck]

Great, I get the remote back and the UFC is over and all I get is the news. And figure skating.

[VanDerchuck]

Instead of posting here I should be watching how to make Meth in soda bottle videos on youtube. At least some questions of my neighbors behavior will be answered.

[TheLivingDead]