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  1. 03-18-2012, 10:22 AM #41
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    Default Re: My guitar playing is orgasmic. Literally.

    I'm very curious about this. Can I borrow your setup and chick to try it out myself?
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    Default Re: My guitar playing is orgasmic. Literally.

    Quote Originally Posted by DoronEsh View Post
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    Default Re: My guitar playing is orgasmic. Literally.

    This thread is seriously legendary.
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    Default Re: My guitar playing is orgasmic. Literally.

    At least you have sex. I am married.
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    Default Re: My guitar playing is orgasmic. Literally.

    I'm thinking maybe a Chapman Stick - - -

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    Default Re: My guitar playing is orgasmic. Literally.

    Ehem...

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    Default Re: My guitar playing is orgasmic. Literally.

    Quote Originally Posted by papersoul View Post
    At least you have sex. I am married.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MontyAwesome View Post
    Ehem...

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    Default Re: My guitar playing is orgasmic. Literally.

    Well, at least you'll never have her complaining about the amount of time you spend practising.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MikeM View Post
    Well, at least you'll never have her complaining about the amount of time you spend practising.
    HAHAHHAHA.... this thread is absolutely... hilarious... another vote for post of the year.
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    Default Re: My guitar playing is orgasmic. Literally.

    Haven't read the whole thread, but is it too late to make an iPud joke?
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    Default Re: My guitar playing is orgasmic. Literally.

    Haha, wow!
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    Default Re: My guitar playing is orgasmic. Literally.

    All you need now is a Peavey XXX and you're set.
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    Default Re: My guitar playing is orgasmic. Literally.

    I own one. See my sig.
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    Default Re: My guitar playing is orgasmic. Literally.

    Wow, legendary
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    Default Re: My guitar playing is orgasmic. Literally.

    Awesome... Simply awesome... Where can I get one? I usually have to make the groupies sit on the cab!
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    Default Re: My guitar playing is orgasmic. Literally.

    I bought it on Amazon. They really do have absolutely everything these days.
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    Default Re: My guitar playing is orgasmic. Literally.

    I'm thinking if you hooked up an ipod to that and played Stairway to Heaven, it would be the perfect song.

    The build up would be quite obvious.

    Videotape that and get back to us.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheLivingDead View Post
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