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    Default Re: My guitar playing is orgasmic. Literally.

    "Into The Void" kinda takes on a whole new meaning


    And you're well on your way to finding "The O Chord".

    Next you'll be getting heavily into dub-step, wearing a ball cap that looks like you've been slapped upside the head, and wearing pants so baggy you can fit a small TV in the crotch.

    Hmm. More Black Sababth ideas:
    -Bassically (the bass solo that leads into N.I.B.)
    -Hand of Doom might be interesting, in a Tantric sort of way
    -Children Of The Grave
    -Cornucopia
    -Symptom Of The Universe
    -Sabbath Bloody Sabbath (the break riff)

    Maybe even Anesthesia (Pulling Teeth).

    Sad But True

    Hot For Teacher (drum intro)

    Type O Negative (Love You To Death?)

    Superbeast (Rob Zombie)

    Dawn Patrol (Megadeth)

    Train Of Consequences (drums)

    Reckoning Day (syncopated palm mutes with kick doubling)


    Hey, try this:
    http://newcenstein.com/mp3/Album/The...ead/Awaken.mp3
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    I'm soooooo jealous about the WR-1. It's the perfect guitar; fantastic to play, balances well even when seated and *great* reach for the upper frets. The sound is bright tight and very articulate. In summary it could only be more awesome if it had **** and was on fire!
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    Man, I could do this all day:

    -Bridge of Sighs (heavy bass riffage)
    -About To Begin
    -Moby Dick
    -The Lemon Song
    -Bring It On Home
    -The Ocean
    -Kashmir
    -Living Lovin' Maid
    -No Quarter
    -When The Levee Breaks
    -Positive Vibration (Bob Marley)
    -One Love

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brown Note View Post
    I'm soooooo jealous about the WR-1. It's the perfect guitar; fantastic to play, balances well even when seated and *great* reach for the upper frets. The sound is bright tight and very articulate. In summary it could only be more awesome if it had **** and was on fire!
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    Default Re: My guitar playing is orgasmic. Literally.

    I really don't think it's me, I think it's the guitar, but I HAVE said that this week.

    Playing my 1996 Gibson Custom Shop Les Paul Standard is a pretty orgasmic experience.

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    More Mad Science:

    2 "units" - one in each "port" - with a bass running into a stereo delay set to ping-pong, playing the intro to Another Brick In The Wall.
    Or Motorhead's Orgasmatron.
    Quote Originally Posted by Brown Note View Post
    I'm soooooo jealous about the WR-1. It's the perfect guitar; fantastic to play, balances well even when seated and *great* reach for the upper frets. The sound is bright tight and very articulate. In summary it could only be more awesome if it had **** and was on fire!
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    Default Re: My guitar playing is orgasmic. Literally.

    first 25 seconds of each song...



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    Henry David Thoreau - "Most men lead lives of quiet desperation and go to the grave with the song still in them."

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    i know you can't hear or see me, but i've been applauding, lifting glasses in your general direction, and re-thinking my opinion of "gen Y" for the last few days over this.
    the vibe just doesn't come through in text.
    wahwah, on gigging in the UAE:
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    Funkfingers, in response to some highy questionable spam:
    When this forum talks about getting wood, we're usually thinking of flamed maple.

    Mike Hastings, 14th Earl of Loudoun:
    I reckon I might send Lizzie a bill for back rent. The old girl's family have been living in my bloody castle for the last 500 years.

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    Sunn O))).

    Seriously.

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    Quote Originally Posted by astrozombie View Post
    I thought the best way to get customers would be to blow the other guys
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    P.S. - I am an asshole
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    It sounded like six day old pickled arseholes being shoveled into a steam-powered robotic hornet. And not in a good way.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tor View Post
    Sunn O))).

    Seriously.
    We have a winner.
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    It was the age of suave. Men were men, and women were smacked and thrown on the bed and loved it.

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    That device could litterally be an awesome thing for inspiring Groupies who are to nerdy to go to a show.

    Think of all the fatherless babies it will save.

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    Er...I think you meant to type aspiring groupies.

    Although if you did type correctly, maybe you were thinking they would influence other groupies to 'Just say no'

    You could gain a whole new audience at your gigs by having a line out from the mixing desk to a "Vibe" patchbay

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    Used the 5-string bass. A step and a half down. Rumble rumble.
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    It was the age of suave. Men were men, and women were smacked and thrown on the bed and loved it.

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    Default Re: My guitar playing is orgasmic. Literally.

    Sound clip ?

    InnerDreamRecords... Hey, Puckboy died...but he's better now.

    - http://www.myspace.com/mrdsbigband - 80's demos and things.
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    I think the most important question is - how did she like it?
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