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I got the same call about 2 weeks ago.
So he gives me the same lines. Says there is a supercomputer on the internet that all windows machines connect to, so he knows my machine has viruses. Problem is, I am an IT guy. I gave him the run around for a while and then told him I knew there was no way he could have that information etc
He wouldnt let it go. I was in an odd mood so I kept it going. I asked where he was and he said he is in their office in New York City. I asked if he was close to the statue of liberty, and he got confused. I asked again. He said he works 24x7 and doesnt get a chance to get out. I asked for the name of the company and his boss name because those working conditions are against the law and I was going to turn them in. He then said he doesnt work 24x7 but doesnt get out much. I told him if he was in New York he would know about the statue of Liberty.
This went on for a while, I finally asked where he got my number from, and he said my ISP provided it. I told him that wasnt likely becuase I have a non static IP address so it would be hard for them to get that data (even though it really wouldnt be that hard)
He said "really, then how would I know you are Lars Ulrich?" This made me laugh very loudly into the phone.
Back story - back in the day of columbia house CD deals I would register with different names everytime I signed up, once I signed up as Lars Ulrich
I then knew where he got the info.
I asked if he knew who that was and he said no. I told him that is the drummer for metallica and I used that as a fake name long ago so I know he didnt get it from my ISP.
He still wouldnt let it go. I asked if he knew who metallica is. He says no. I told him if you are really in the US you know who metallica is. He still thinks I am Lars Ulrich at this point even though I told him I am not. We go back and forth, several times I tell him I am insulted he doesnt know who I am. and then he says "Metallica is an American heavy metal band from Los Angeles, California whose releases include fast tempos, instrumentals, and aggressive musicianship"
I congratulated him on his ability to use google.
Then he says " I did not realize you were such an important person, this makes it even more urgent that you let us clean your pc so they do not steal your credit card info"
I finally sent my daughter to the basement to get my airhorn. I fired that into the phone. HE STILL DIDNT HANG UP!
I asked him what the crap was that noise? he siad it was on my end not his. So I did it again, but this time for about 10 seconds. He finally hung up. Total time? About 30 minutes.
The whole time my daughter was on our other phone listening in. It was like a comedy routine. I enjoyed it.