Where

[Lazarus1140]

is Kam?

I've been missing him in a forum bro kinda way.

[newking70]

i hear him and bones are married now.

[TheLivingDead]

Good question. Maybe it's like when the honey badger (kam) gets bit by a poisonous snake (booze). It just kinda ****s off into the bushes for a few days. He'll be back better than ever shortly.

[Varg]

On honeymoon with Jolly.

[misterwhizzy]

You'll irritate ratherdashing with the way you handled this thread. He HATES it when you separate the question you pose in the title. I still do it all the time, though.

[Varg]

You'll irritate ratherdashing with the way you handled this thread. He HATES it when you separate the question you pose in the title. I still do it all the time, though.

Who

[Varg]

gives a crap?

[ratherdashing]

You'll irritate ratherdashing with the way you handled this thread. He HATES it when you separate the question you pose in the title. I still do it all the time, though.

Why can't everyone just cater to my every whim at all times?

The world would be so much better. Trust me.

[Lazarus1140]

Without the added benefit of annoyance my threads would generate more apathy and fewer responses. I honestly didn't realize Matt hated disjointed titles. I actually don't keep records of members' likes, dislikes, gear purchases etc. and I certainly can't remember them.

That said ... Matt, Your Internet Governor Generalness, please forgive me.


Now, where's Kam?

[Kam]

I'm around. I've just been busy trying to make a good impression at my work placement in a music school and dealing with some drama in my personal life. Nothing life-threatening or anything, just woman related bull****.

Doing pretty well, though. The weather here has been spectacular, so I've been drinking in the sunshine, hanging out with the sort-of-girlfriend, taking my dog for long walks and other non-computer related things. Pretty high spirits, really.

I've been checking in most days, I just haven't had the time to post much.

I also just picked up an awesome new Tele that I'll post a thread about over the weekend probably.

Thanks for noticing my absence, though. Gave me a nice case of the warm'n'fuzzies.

Take it easy, fellas. Y'all know I can't quit you.

[misterwhizzy]

You always add some spice to the place. It'll be good to have you posting a bit more frequently.

[LesStrat]

So, Laz, your answer to the age old question is "ginger".

[DankStar]

i hear him and bones are married now.

Good one newking

[Lazarus1140]

So, Laz, your answer to the age old question is "ginger".

... as opposed to Mary Anne?

[grumptruck]

Well we know who is the top.

[Kam]

Well we know who is the top.

...me?

[newking70]

i heard he's training to become lord of the dance, or he was joining celtic women.....i forget which one.

[Lazarus1140]

i heard he's training to become lord of the dance, or he was joining celtic women.....i forget which one.

If he joins the Celtic women I would like him to set me up with the original red head that danced with the dudes on the very first tour (I was aware of).

... and everyone else can fight over Ginger and Mary Anne.

[Kam]

Let's make this thread about Grumptruck.

[sosomething]

There is no Kam.

There never was.

The user account called "Kam" is an echo. A... resonance... of selective consciousness waveforms reverberating from the edges of our groupmind toward the center, collecting into a phase-aligned morphism of sentience. Gone rogue.

There is no Kam.

And yet... we are all Kam.

Or, more precisely, Kam is us, inverted into a bizarro hive-mind reflection, promising the tide swell deliverance of our innermost desires, only to dash them betwixt the cruel, unyielding reef of self-awareness.

There is no Kam.

There never was.

And yet, Kam has been of us, and with us.

Always.