I'm About To Go Get My First Tattoo

[bluesbend]

You got a star on the end of your dick didn't you?
You always wanted a shooting star.

[verbotenco]

Excited!

With an avatar as intimidating as yours, I am surprised you haven't had a tattoo yet.

[exnihilo]

I only post sh!t that makes me look cool. This is horrible.

You let a friend of a friend do it, didn't you?

cg

[Lucid_Lunatic]

[JOLLY]

I knew it!! lol

[Edgecrusher]

sexy sharpie tattoo... guy needs a clip cord in the machine to make it seem not quite so obviously fake

[MetalManiac]

Good Catholic boys like us aren't allowed to get Tattoos. We'd be excommunicated, and burn in hell forever.

[Lucid_Lunatic]

Good Catholic boys like us aren't allowed to get Tattoos. We'd be excommunicated, and burn in hell forever.

Exactly.

[Myaccount876]

Lols, I plan to get a solid black armband tattooed on my right arm when I become old enough. Any advice? Pain pills or NyQuil before getting the tattoo?

[Edgecrusher]

Lols, I plan to get a solid black armband tattooed on my right arm when I become old enough. Any advice? Pain pills or NyQuil before getting the tattoo?

Neither if your so big of a sissy that you can't handle the pain you shouldn't get tattooed. Not to mention unless it's on the elbow or arm pit an arm is a very easy place to get tattooed.

Lots of pain pills thin your blood. This makes you bleed more during and causes heavy scabbing. In the end the tattoo will be lighter and blotchy cause you took the pain pills.

Nyquil is even worse more cause you aren't thinking straight and you still feel pain now you just won't sit still so I can work. If I notice you got a medicine head goin on I'm gonna tell you to come back another day before I start anyways.

Nah if your gonna get a tattoo grow a pair first

[Bfeeney]

Neither if your so big of a sissy that you can't handle the pain you shouldn't get tattooed. Not to mention unless it's on the elbow or arm pit an arm is a very easy place to get tattooed.

Lots of pain pills thin your blood. This makes you bleed more during and causes heavy scabbing. In the end the tattoo will be lighter and blotchy cause you took the pain pills.

Nyquil is even worse more cause you aren't thinking straight and you still feel pain now you just won't sit still so I can work. If I notice you got a medicine head goin on I'm gonna tell you to come back another day before I start anyways.

Nah if your gonna get a tattoo grow a pair first

+1

I just got a tat on my left arm Saturday from my friend and we talked about that whole 'getting trashed beforehand' stuff. So far EVERY artist said they would turn the customer away. 100% said it was because of the damage it would do, but some also said they wouldn't feel morally right tatting a guy that's trashed (You know, the drunken tat that you wake up and say 'WTF?!?!')

[Myaccount876]

Don't get a solid black armband.

No I'd be getting it for personal reasons, and before I get it permanently tattooed, I'll draw it on my arm every day with a sharpie for a month and see if I am sick of it by then. Also, thanks for the advice. No pain pills or anything then. I just wanted to know because I've heard horror stories and everyone is nervous for their first tattoo. If the arm is easy, then good, I'll take it like a MAN. Hell, I might even enjoy it because I actually like needles, I love when I get blood drawn or get a shot. It tickles.

[ImmortalSix]

I am a guy who has a tattoo that I SWORE I would never regret that I (drum roll, please) now regret.

You will probably not listen to my parable if you are the kind of guy who wants an arm tattoo.

[jeremy]

did you get john mayers autograph tattooed on your chest?

[jcthejester13]

There was a miscommunication when you told them you wanted a cock on your chest or what?

[ImmortalSix]

did you get john mayers autograph tattooed on your chest?

There was a miscommunication when you told them you wanted a cock on your chest or what?

fraternity letters

Let me be clear, my fraternity years were excellent, and very important to me, and I have 0 bad memories of the fraternity experience. I appreciate what the tattoo means to me, and it feels good to see it every day and remember some awesome years and times I had.

I just feel like a ****** when I perch my leg somewhere and BAM! frattoo. I put it low on my ankle so I could wear socks to cover it up if I ever wanted to, but let's be real, I'm never going to wear socks in the summer time.

I know what those years meant to me, but almost everyone else on earth sees it and thinks "yep, ******bag."

[phil_104]

You will probably not listen to my parable if you are the kind of guy who wants an arm tattoo.

Ouch.... right in the feelings.....

[Myaccount876]

Personal reason that you will have to explain to everyone that asks for the rest of your life.

Doesn't apply to me because I only wear long sleeves in public, no matter the weather. Only my friends and maybe a few others would know about it.

[MetalManiac]

I'm gonna get my scrotum Tattoo-encrypted with the text of the Dead Sea Scrolls.Im gonna find a nice female scholar that wants to study them..( the Dead Sea Scrools).

[GuitarStv]

I know what those years meant to me, but almost everyone else on earth sees it and thinks "yep, ******bag."

If it makes you feel any better, it may not be the tattoo that's making them think that. It could be the ford explorer with the 5 ft tall airbrushed picture of naked John Mayer riding a guitar off into the sunset that you drive around in . . .