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    Default Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise are getting a divorce!

    That means I still have a chance with Katie Holmes!

    Oh, Katie! How I love thee!

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    Default Re: Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise are getting a divorce!

    Shocking news!

    Not really.

    Used to think she was cute, kinda meh last time I saw her.

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    Default Re: Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise are getting a divorce!

    can you blame her....

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    Quote Originally Posted by King IzzO))) View Post
    Shocking news!

    Not really.

    Used to think she was cute, kinda meh last time I saw her.
    She literally couldn't be more adorable if she tried.
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    Default Re: Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise are getting a divorce!

    We need recent photos, ever since she married king of the dip****s she's been MIA. I'd kinda forgotten about her.

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    Quote Originally Posted by King IzzO))) View Post
    We need recent photos, ever since she married king of the dip****s she's been MIA. I'd kinda forgotten about her.
    Their family just popped by here a couple years ago. She's still pretty hot.
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    I think you have a better chance with Tom...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aceman View Post
    I think you have a better chance with Tom...
    Maybe so...

    But think of how mentally screwed up she is now! After 5 years of living in a cage of crazy... think of how unstable she is now. I think it helps my case.
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    Crazy chicks are fun for awhile.
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    Katie, take Mini-Me and run as fast as you can.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aceman View Post
    I think you have a better chance with Tom...

    Back off biatches he's mine

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    I will probably never understand Hollywood celebrities. They're so eccentric and superficial that I don't understand how they can survive. Some of them live so long you wonder what their secret is, like Kirk Douglas, jeez. Even some of them who seem relatively grounded like Kurt Russel and Goldie Hawn, who apparently didn't need marriage to have a life-long union, eventually split up with some form on controversy.

    I heard read somewhere that before Tom Cruise ever became famous, he stalked baseball legend Tommy Lasorda to the point where a restraining order was issued or something like that. I can't remember where I read it but it was a credible news article from what I can remember. An quick Internet search doesn't produce it, but I'll try to find it later.

    Anyway, if that was true then Cruise had some major issues long before becoming captain Scientology. Still, Tom Cruise did the Last Samurai which is one of my favorite movies and I think he's an incredible actor. I don't understand his fascination with Katy Holmes, but I never figured that would last past a few months. I'm quite surprised it lasted this long.
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    Default Re: Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise are getting a divorce!

    y'know... on a 20" monitor, that photo's pretty damn close to life-size...

    actually, probably a touch bigger. She strikes me as the "dainty" category...
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    Default Re: Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise are getting a divorce!

    Thread needs more photos.

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    Default Re: Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise are getting a divorce!

    ...and I care why, exactly?

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    I always thought she looked "nice", or even "lovely". She has never been "hot" or "sexy" though. She wasn't that nice in Batman, although she was HOT compared to the lookalike they got for the next one whoever she was.

    I just looked it up, Maggie Gylenhall or whatever. Man she makes Katie Holmes look like the hottest, sexiest woman alive. What was the deal with her being cast as Batman's chick FFS?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Varg View Post
    I always thought she looked "nice", or even "lovely". She has never been "hot" or "sexy" though. She wasn't that nice in Batman, although she was HOT compared to the lookalike they got for the next one whoever she was.

    I just looked it up, Maggie Gylenhall or whatever. Man she makes Katie Holmes look like the hottest, sexiest woman alive. What was the deal with her being cast as Batman's chick FFS?
    Totally.

    Maggie is not a substitute for Katie... EVER!

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    Quote Originally Posted by jtougas View Post
    y'know... on a 20" monitor, that's photos pretty damn close to life-size...
    Yeah it was too much on my 27". I actually found her less attractive being that close up.

    I'm still mad she wasn't in the Dark Knight and I had to look at that beast Maggie Gyllenhaal. I hate when they change actors for the characters in sequels like that.
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    Seriously, what was the deal with that? I never paid much attention - did they play the same character? Why didn't Holmes do the second one?

    At least the Judge Dredd film has a hottie in it.










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    Quote Originally Posted by Varg View Post
    Seriously, what was the deal with that? I never paid much attention - did they play the same character? Why didn't Holmes do the second one?
    Yeah it was the same character. She was offered the role and turned it down. I heard it was partially Tom's (Cruise) pressuring her out of it, and that she didn't have time filming another movie and having to raise their kids. I blame Tom Cruise though....the most overrated actor of all time.

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