So I managed to get my digital camera to work and snap a few shots (finally). Here's my collection:
My #1: '99 American Standard Strat with SD pickups (lil 59, duckbucker, lil 59)
70's Fender copy cat called a Fresher Straighter. Notice the built-in effects: Sustain, Phaser, and Auto Wah. I took this from my Dad since he wasn't using it much anymore.