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    I've practiced for years and feel I have a good chance to excel at the standing broad jump. Depending on which broad I get to jump..
    I'm Rich, I'm Beuatiful! <p>

    ...okay, I'm not rich.

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    LMAO. Good one, Jer.

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    I actually laughed like hell.
    I never fly because the Lord said: "Low, and I will be with thee."

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    Quote Originally Posted by MetalManiac View Post
    I've practiced for years and feel I have a good chance to excel at the standing broad jump. Depending on which broad I get to jump..
    More likely the clean and jerk.
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    Quote Originally Posted by HamerPlyr View Post
    More likely the clean and jerk.
    theres nothing clean about my jerk.
    I'm Rich, I'm Beuatiful! <p>

    ...okay, I'm not rich.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MetalManiac View Post
    theres nothing clean about my jerk.
    I could have gone my whole life without knowing that, thanks!

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    Good point.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MetalManiac View Post
    I've practiced for years and feel I have a good chance to excel at the standing broad jump. Depending on which broad I get to jump..
    This is going to make me smile and giggle all day.

    And coming from you Jer, makes it extra special...

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    Default Re: Olympics

    The question is where the appropriate skank can be found that would allow such an event.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MetalManiac View Post
    theres nothing clean about my jerk.


    I have no idea as to why, but this made me laugh hard man
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    you have a mental problem? Your brain gets screwed? You purchased this stupidity over the years or it runs in your family genes?

    It's like I tell you to sell your daughter/son to father better than you and buy instead toaster

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    Quote Originally Posted by LesStrat View Post
    The question is where the appropriate skank can be found that would allow such an event.
    First place I'd try is on a river bank.
    I never fly because the Lord said: "Low, and I will be with thee."

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