Farmer destroys police cars

[GoldenVulture]

We have tractors like that around here in Rainbow.
Those rear wheels are over six foot in diameter.
Some times they have six rear wheels.

[LesStrat]

Local news reported that a neighboring police force had to apprehend him because he wiped out all the local cruisers.

[crusty philtrum]

smashing.

[BrianS.]

EEK! Neckbeard!

I was thinkin' the same thing!

[gnomefiddler]

Brian S. How much do you want to bet the generic farmer you posted has a pocket full of Halls or Werthers?

[LesStrat]

smashing.

Yes, it was a crushing blow to the police department.

[tulip50]

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[Lucid_Lunatic]

What specific Engine oil that you used as Mobil oil. I ask this question because perhaps I can suggest you better than your current one. So what do you think about it?

I think

[subanots]

what thy fark? /\

[Myaccount876]

Looks like a tweaked out meth addict. . .

So you're saying he is from Missouri?

EDIT: Dammit, just clicked on the article and he is from Vermont. Pretty far off, but is it wrong if when I thought 'Missouri' when I heard 'meth'?

[tulip50]

Yes agree with you, they really ruin the police cars.
Anyway I really like to this thread and the link which you mention above is also awesome.
Keep it up buddy.

[ParameterMan]

I hate headline writers:

It's not known where Pion got the tractor but police said he comes from a farm family.

He's not a farmer!

[gnomefiddler]

Yes agree with you, they really ruin the police cars.
Anyway I really like to this thread and the link which you mention above is also awesome.
Keep it up buddy.

WHAAAAAAAAAAT??????