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    That's almost sad that #0 and #1 is what women think they should look like. #2 is still way too thin and is portrayed some kind of "ideal" 4-6 is what most are and 8 and 9 are what people think as "too much", even though they should be the ideal! Women should also be able to lift things, understand mechanics, operate electronics and open lids.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brown Note View Post
    That's almost sad that #0 and #1 is what women think they should look like. #2 is still way too thin and is portrayed some kind of "ideal" 4-6 is what most are and 8 and 9 are what people think as "too much", even though they should be the ideal! Women should also be able to lift things, understand mechanics, operate electronics and open lids.
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    I will hit 2, 3, 4, 5, and 8.

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    I've had the #3 GF's and they're nice but the majority fall into #5. Hey more cushin for the pushin! That and the 5's usually aren't stuck-up egotistical b!itches you just want to punch in the face.
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    I've dated 2-4s and married a 5 who's working on being a 3. I wouldn't date anything other than those.... 0 & 1 and 6-9 are way too extreme for me. There'd be lifestyle clashes for sure.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sosomething View Post
    2 is skinny.
    3 is normal.
    4 is scurvy.
    5 is chubby.

    The rest are accurate.

    This chart was clearly put together by a 15-year-old.
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    3 through 5. 4 should be normal and 5 should be chubby.

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    #4 is Kardashian and she is a curvy (big) woman

    The chart is correct. Although here in the U.S. the wimens may not like it.

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    Default Re: Here's A Chart We Can All Find Helpful

    2-3

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    So, would you rather have a partner who looked like a 0, 1, or a 6 but who was enthusiastic, expressive, responsive, etc In bed ( and elsewhere) or a 2, 3, 4 who was dramatically less those things?
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    Ok Mine are 3 and 4.

    I have a mate who I love, seriously fit as **** unfortunately she doesn't have the same attractions that I do to her
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    Quote Originally Posted by tone4days View Post
    So, would you rather have a partner who looked like a 0, 1, or a 6 but who was enthusiastic, expressive, responsive, etc In bed ( and elsewhere) or a 2, 3, 4 who was dramatically less those things?
    I'll take a 5 that is enthusiastic, expressive, responsive, etc In bed. I don't see those things happening with a 6, could be wrong, I guess now I have to bag a 6!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bfeeney View Post
    I guess now I have to bag a 6!
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    Yeah, I'm going to hell for that one!
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    Quote Originally Posted by tone4days View Post
    So, would you rather have a partner who looked like a 0, 1, or a 6 but who was enthusiastic, expressive, responsive, etc In bed ( and elsewhere) or a 2, 3, 4 who was dramatically less those things?
    I've been married for 20 years. Enthusiasm is nice, but let's not give it more credit than it is worth. Just letting me climb on top and grunt a couple of times and then getting on with the day has a lot of good points.

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    ^^^^The mental image is HORRIBLE!!!
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    Somewhere on a forum that is almost entirely populated with females, there must be a similar discussion about males. I'd like to see the reactions of you guys at what they had to say about your body types, without the slightest concerns about your personalities.
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    Quote Originally Posted by crusty philtrum View Post
    Somewhere on a forum that is almost entirely populated with females, there must be a similar discussion about males. I'd like to see the reactions of you guys at what they had to say about your body types, without the slightest concerns about your personalities.
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    I guess everything from 1 to 3
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    #5 for the win.

    The descriptions are idiotic. 3 or 4 are "normal."
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