A Poem for the Morning People

[LesStrat]

I woke early one morning,
The earth lay cool and still
When suddenly a tiny bird
Perched on my window sill,
He sang a song so lovely
So carefree and so gay,

That slowly all my troubles
Began to slip away.
He sang of far off places
Of laughter and of fun,
It seemed his very trilling,
Brought up the morning sun.

I stirred beneath the covers
Crept slowly out of bed,
Then gently shut the window
And crushed his little head.

I'm not a morning person

[ratherdashing]

I hate mornings, but I love birds. I guess this makes me feel ... um ... neutral?

[JacksonMIA]

[LesStrat]

I hate mornings, but I love birds. I guess this makes me feel ... um ... neutral?

Hey! No fair posting a response that is funnier than the joke!


Then again, define your love for birds. That concerns me....

[Luís]

LOL

Oh well, here's one for everybody... not a poem.

Two cows standing in a field. One turns to the other and says " Moo "
The other one says "Damn, I was just about to say that !"

[HamerPlyr]

And the ever-popular:

I found a bird with broken wing,
I tried to help the little thing.
I drew it near with crust of bread,
And then I crushed its little head.

[Gearjoneser]

That's fowl

[HamerPlyr]

Dead boid... Gonna put it on ya...

[ratherdashing]

You guys suck.

[Budweiser]

"HEY! Ya down here. Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't the crushing of little bird's heads a banned topic here?" Come on guys!"

[JacksonMIA]

You guys really crack me up!

[Budweiser]

Ya, we're all a bunch of cards with the odd joker.

[JacksonMIA]

Go fish!

[Budweiser]

[Luís]

Go fish!

OK.

Fish, fish, fish, fish...

You called?

[SpiderVenom]

You guys suck.

+1

[Luís]

You guys suck.

?

[ratherdashing]

?

Hey come on, trombones are cool.

[HamerPlyr]

Hey come on, trombones are cool.

Especially when you get to sit behind the trumpets and you can unload your spit valve into their chairs everytime they stand up. Junior High rocked.

[JacksonMIA]