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    Wink A Poem for the Morning People

    I woke early one morning,
    The earth lay cool and still
    When suddenly a tiny bird
    Perched on my window sill,
    He sang a song so lovely
    So carefree and so gay,

    That slowly all my troubles
    Began to slip away.
    He sang of far off places
    Of laughter and of fun,
    It seemed his very trilling,
    Brought up the morning sun.

    I stirred beneath the covers
    Crept slowly out of bed,
    Then gently shut the window
    And crushed his little head.

    I'm not a morning person

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    Default Re: A Poem for the Morning People

    I hate mornings, but I love birds. I guess this makes me feel ... um ... neutral?

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    It's hard to be metal in girl pants.

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    Default Re: A Poem for the Morning People

    Quote Originally Posted by ratherdashing
    I hate mornings, but I love birds. I guess this makes me feel ... um ... neutral?
    Hey! No fair posting a response that is funnier than the joke!


    Then again, define your love for birds. That concerns me....

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    Default Re: A Poem for the Morning People

    LOL

    Oh well, here's one for everybody... not a poem.

    Two cows standing in a field. One turns to the other and says " Moo "
    The other one says "Damn, I was just about to say that !"
    Quote Originally Posted by threechordcharlie and ratherdashing
    TCC:What happened to LSP?
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    Default Re: A Poem for the Morning People

    And the ever-popular:

    I found a bird with broken wing,
    I tried to help the little thing.
    I drew it near with crust of bread,
    And then I crushed its little head.
    Mr. Way Too Proud of Texas Guy

    Nothing nothing nothing, nothing nothing nothing nothing nothing.

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    That's fowl

    If you play guitar chest-high, you play from your heart.

    If you play guitar waist-high, you play from your guts.

    If you play guitar low, you play from your huevos.

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    Dead boid... Gonna put it on ya...
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    Default Re: A Poem for the Morning People

    You guys suck.

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    Default Re: A Poem for the Morning People

    "HEY! Ya down here. Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't the crushing of little bird's heads a banned topic here?" Come on guys!"

    Last edited by Budweiser; 06-14-2006 at 12:44 PM.
    Life's a journey, pack a lunch!.

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    You guys really crack me up!

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    Ya, we're all a bunch of cards with the odd joker.

    Life's a journey, pack a lunch!.

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    Go fish!
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    Life's a journey, pack a lunch!.

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    Default Re: A Poem for the Morning People

    Quote Originally Posted by JacksonMIA
    Go fish!
    OK.

    Fish, fish, fish, fish...

    You called?
    Quote Originally Posted by threechordcharlie and ratherdashing
    TCC:What happened to LSP?
    RD:A question friends and school guidance counselors have been asking for years.

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    Default Re: A Poem for the Morning People

    Quote Originally Posted by ratherdashing
    You guys suck.
    +1
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    Default Re: A Poem for the Morning People

    Quote Originally Posted by ratherdashing
    You guys suck.

    ?
    Quote Originally Posted by threechordcharlie and ratherdashing
    TCC:What happened to LSP?
    RD:A question friends and school guidance counselors have been asking for years.

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    Default Re: A Poem for the Morning People

    Quote Originally Posted by LSP

    ?
    Hey come on, trombones are cool.

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    Default Re: A Poem for the Morning People

    Quote Originally Posted by ratherdashing
    Hey come on, trombones are cool.
    Especially when you get to sit behind the trumpets and you can unload your spit valve into their chairs everytime they stand up. Junior High rocked.
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