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  1. 07-07-2006, 05:59 PM #1
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    Default Deutschland V Portugal

    Ich hoffe Deutschland Gewinn morgen, weil ich thier nationale Hymne mag. Ich denke, daß Deutschland das schönste fooball in dieser Weltschale spielte. Ich denke, daß sie den dritten Platz mehr als Portugal verdienen.

    Germany contra Portugal! Que fósforo seria! Eu sou excitado mais por este jogo do que o fósforo final entre France contra Italy. Também eu gostaria de saber quem Ronald começará emitido fora! Seria último jogo de Figu?
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    Eu leio apenas hoje que o ônibus alemão deixará Oliver Kahn jogar no objetivo. Era direita demoted do no. 1 a do no. 2 antes do mundo Copo Ballack não jogará e a metade da defesa alemão é ferida. Mas os jogadores prometeram ainda dar aos espectadores um jogo bom.



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    Default Re: Deutschland V Portugal

    "There they go...talkin' that crap again....."

    "Ich bin ein Berliner."

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    Default Re: Deutschland V Portugal

    Germany FTW!!!
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    Default Re: Deutschland V Portugal

    Quote Originally Posted by LesStrat
    "There they go...talkin' that crap again....."

    "Ich bin ein Berliner."


    Did you know that in German a Berliner is not only a person living in that city, but also a donut-like pastry?

    therefore:

    I am a Donut???
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    Quote Originally Posted by Arkitkt
    Did you know that in German a Berliner is not only a person living in that city, but also a donut-like pastry?

    therefore:

    I am a Donut???
    He is just pretending to be JFK.
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    Ja. Veilen Dank. Wo ist ein Berliner? *Homer Simpson voice off*
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    Quote Originally Posted by brisk
    He is just pretending to be JFK.
    Stephen pretending to be a Democrat?? a Catholic?? a Yankee??

    Now I've seen it all.


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    Ja, but answer the last question...
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    Quote Originally Posted by LesStrat
    Ja, but answer the last question...

    Wo ist ein Berliner?

    Either in Berlin, where he belongs
    or in the oven, where he belongs

    Am I missing something??
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    My german-english dictionary calls Berliner a jelly donut
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    "Jelly do-nut..."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jake
    My german-english dictionary calls Berliner a jelly donut
    Your dictionary is right. Berliners are especially popular during carneval (mardi gras). I still get stomach aches just thinking of them...
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    Quote Originally Posted by brisk
    Ich hoffe Deutschland Gewinn morgen, weil ich thier nationale Hymne mag...

    here you go. Did you know that the success of the German team has greatly contributed to the fact that people have started to proudly sing along again?
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    I'm pretty much screwed when it gets past "mit hefe".
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    Quote Originally Posted by HamerPlyr
    I'm pretty much screwed when it gets past "mit hefe".
    Ein helles Hefe, bitte. That's all you need.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Arkitkt
    Ein helles Hefe, bitte. That's all you need.
    Are you kidding? If I ever go, you're going with me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by HamerPlyr
    Are you kidding? If I ever go, you're going with me.

    I'm going next year, if all goes well (!). You're ready? Bring the family.
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    You'll never get him out of the bier tents.
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    Quote Originally Posted by LesStrat
    You'll never get him out of the bier tents.

    Why would I want to??
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