The real reason they can't find bin Laden is because Rob already terminated him.



The real reason they can't find bin Laden is because Rob already terminated him.
Rob shot the deputy.
I've been driving all night, my hands wet on the wheel.


...but Rob "swears it was in self-defense".



Rob can pop and then stop.
Originally Posted by threechordcharlie and ratherdashing



Rob is the result of someone feeding Vin Disel after midnight
Aliens Vs Predator, Ninjas Vs Pirates, Petrucci Vs Malmsteen... whoever wins, Rob will eat them all.
Rob can crack walnuts with his buttocks.
Rob is actually Seymour Duncan. Only cooler.
Rob can hang you from a window by your toe hairs.
Why? Because, like Rob, I can!
Originally Posted by threechordcharlie and ratherdashing
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