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    PM me you number and you just might. Either that or a real moron...I'll let you figure that one out for yourself...lol. I promise you'll have a blast.

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    Default Re: Have You Ever Talked To An Intelligent Hick??

    My buddy Jake (not forum Jake) is one of the smartest guys I know, and he's pretty redneck by most standards.

    As for you, mr Jolly, I'm gonna take a chance and PM you my #.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blue Calx View Post
    My buddy Jake (not forum Jake) is one of the smartest guys I know, and he's pretty redneck by most standards.

    As for you, mr Jolly, I'm gonna take a chance and PM you my #.
    be right there

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    NM. I get it!

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    Jeez, I thought you were talkin 'bout me, since we just got off the phone. I'm glad to see you're talking about you! LOL
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    Quote Originally Posted by Blue Calx View Post
    My buddy Jake (not forum Jake) is one of the smartest guys I know, and he's pretty redneck by most standards.

    As for you, mr Jolly, I'm gonna take a chance and PM you my #.
    Ok..now you're next...lol

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    WoW! I just got off the phone with our good friend Mr. Jolly, and I must say the man has some of the most amazing stories, and oddly placed nuggets of wisdom I have ever heard. lol

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    Jolly, I'm gonna call you one of these days. But, since we're on the subject, I once travelled to Vicksburg, Mississippi to do some work at the big Corps of Engineers laboratory there. Many hard, thick southern accents, and many very brilliant people.... it just felt strange to be talking fried Catfish one moment and failure modes of concrete the next.
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    On that day, should I ever be so unlucky, I will expect an unholy assault of pure metal mayhem attacking all my senses with a little tiny voice in the background screaming Effing Hails!

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    No. It's part of the definition. If you're intelligent, no matter where you live, you aren't a hick. Inbred hillbilly redneck, maybe, but not a hick.
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    Used to live with one!

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    Quote Originally Posted by JammerMatt View Post
    it just felt strange to be talking fried Catfish one moment and failure modes of concrete the next.
    OMG!!!!!!!...fried catfish!! That reminds me..I'm due up. I haven't had any in bout 3 weeks. Ain't nothin better that cheesy garlic grits and fried catfish. Holler at me...I'll cook up a mess of em....yummmmmm!!!!!!

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    I likes 'em too, a hankerin' I picked up in the south. I likes mine with hush puppies. I also took a liking to grits if you can believe that. Two weeks in Vicksburg - I even picked up a slight drawl.
    Quote Originally Posted by Scott_F View Post
    On that day, should I ever be so unlucky, I will expect an unholy assault of pure metal mayhem attacking all my senses with a little tiny voice in the background screaming Effing Hails!

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    Default Re: Have You Ever Talked To An Intelligent Hick??

    Didja visit the battlefield?

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    Quote Originally Posted by chopstherocker View Post
    I'm not sure if I'm brave enough to PM the number...
    Take the dive man. I swear you will never be the same.

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    Default Re: Have You Ever Talked To An Intelligent Hick??

    nope, never

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    I've officially had the Jolly experience. Enjoy that show tomorrow!

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    Quote Originally Posted by LesStrat View Post
    Didja visit the battlefield?
    Yes, and I stayed at the Battlefield Inn, where they serve free drinks in the evening.

    The battlefield was beautiful, and they have an Ironclad on display now. Very cool. And did you know across the river in Looosiana, you can get Daquiris from a drive-thru window? No kidding.
    Quote Originally Posted by Scott_F View Post
    On that day, should I ever be so unlucky, I will expect an unholy assault of pure metal mayhem attacking all my senses with a little tiny voice in the background screaming Effing Hails!

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    when you least expect it I will PM you my number! I don't want you watching Jeopardy before we talk...

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    Quote Originally Posted by chopstherocker View Post
    I think I'm a changed man.
    You didn't have to squeal like a pig did you????

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    Have I ever talked to an intelligent hick......well this one time, at band camp......
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