That's what i said to my supervisor at work today after he farted for the 6th time in just under 5 minutes.
Let me give you some background. My supervisor is a 40-y.o. man with a wife and a 10-year old kid. This guy lets out a really serious fart about once every 15 minutes and burps about once every five minutes. I don't mean like little "phoots" and "bupps" either. This guy seriously scares me with the noises he makes. The farts sound like baritone tubas and the burps... well it'd be tough telling the difference between one of those and the shower drain gurgling.
Now that I've disgusted (or amused) some of you... here's my cause for concern. I've discovered that my boss' main problem is that he's begun eating 2-3 times more than what he should. On purpose... to the point of pain. Example....
Boss: *sits down at desk after getting back from lunch, stomach distended* UUuuuugh.... Oh god.
Me: What's wrong with you?
Boss: Oh jeebus... I ate too much.
Me: Well why the hell'd you do that?
Boss: I dunno man... oh dammit. I had four double cheesburgers and then I went and slept in my car for the rest of my lunch.
Me: Dude! You really shouldn't do that. That's really harmful in the long AND the short run.
Boss: *lets out the most vicious fart you can imagine*
Me: Good God!! F***!! Go wipe, dude!!
Boss: Awwwwwwgh... I'm not well.
Me: No s***, sherlock! Seriously, don't overeat like that and go see a doctor about those pipes.
Boss: Ohhh man... i ate too much man.
This has been going on for a few months now. Seriously... he's overeating to the point where I fear his stomach may burst (not joking), he's in pain for an hour after he gorges, and he's producing more gas than an oil refinery. He needs to see a doctor because this kind of compulsive eating is really dangerous. He's about 5'9, 250 pounds and gaining weight fast. How do i properly tell him to get some help?
I know he's a loser and I don't like him anyway and his wife is a psycho and he's constantly causing himself stress on the job by not working when he should, but I don't wanna see him eat himself into a casket.
What do i say to this?