This freakin punk is a trip. He trips me out. He sounds just like Lars on the phone, however he's not a d!ck. My lil buddy Alex is a trip. I asked to pretend he was Lars Ulrich and he said "if people won't pay money for our records then they can just blow off". He sounds just like Lars with that freakin accent. I say we give him some Forum Gloss....Larsologist.