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    Well, I just remembered a girl in my 6th grade class that was named "Gay". You know, I just thought about her. Would you wanna walk up to people and say "Hi. I'm Gay". I feel bad for her. Your turn.

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    A Sex Ed teacher in 9th Grade was explaining that sperm has natural sugars in it as a preservative and a girl raised her hand and said "If that's true, why does it taste so salty?"

    The girls name in your post is probably short for Gaylene.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Beer$ View Post
    A Sex Ed teacher in 9th Grade was explaining that sperm has natural sugars in it as a preservative and a girl raised her hand and said "If that's true, why does it taste so salty?"
    I've heard that story at least once from every sex ed teacher grade 9 and up. Meaning they are A- Joking around or B- there's always that one slutty girl in their teaching career.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TimmyPage View Post
    I've heard that story at least once from every sex ed teacher grade 9 and up. Meaning they are A- Joking around or B- there's always that one slutty girl in their teaching career.
    Or C - the poster's full of **** and making it up based on the long-standing tale and trying to pass it off as their own experience.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Skarekrough View Post
    Or C - the poster's full of **** and making it up based on the long-standing tale and trying to pass it off as their own experience.
    Not true... where did I say I experienced it?
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    Quote Originally Posted by TimmyPage View Post
    I've heard that story at least once from every sex ed teacher grade 9 and up. Meaning they are A- Joking around or B- there's always that one slutty girl in their teaching career.
    at no point did I say it was my own experience. It was just something off the wall...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Beer$ View Post
    at no point did I say it was my own experience. It was just something off the wall...
    Haha, I wasn't saying it was at all. I was saying my past experience with the story..

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    Quote Originally Posted by chopstherocker View Post
    What stories are there out there involving you and "glucose"?

    You sick little Canadian boy you...
    Haven't you ever heard of the Canadian handshake?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Beer$ View Post
    at no point did I say it was my own experience.
    That's unfortunate for you. I would have liked to know girls like that in 9th grade.
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    My last name is Jolly. I have a cousin with the same last name that got married, had children, got divorced, and took her maiden name back. She has a son with the first name Happy. At one point in time before she got remarried....My second cousin's name was Happy Jolly.

    I couldn't even make that up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JOLLY View Post
    My last name is Jolly. I have a cousin with the same last name that got married, had children, got divorced, and took her maiden name back. She has a son with the first name Happy. At one point in time before she got remarried....My second cousin's name was Happy Jolly.

    I couldn't even make that up.
    LOL, and her new last name is Golucky?
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    LOL, and her new last name is Golucky?
    Golucky....lol...good one bro.

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    My middle name is Bent.

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    big bent black?

    so... many... not pc... jokes...
    "I believe the truth is not told between 9 and 5." - Hunter S. Thompson

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kyuss_Rock View Post
    big bent black?

    so... many... non pc... jokes...
    LOL....that's what I was pondering upon.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JOLLY View Post
    LOL....that's what I was pondering upon.
    Oh dear... great minds think alike? If we are great minds Jolly, I do worry for the future of the human race.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kyuss_Rock View Post
    big bent black?

    so... many... not pc... jokes...
    I thought it kind of a curse until highschool when people began inverting my first and middle name calling The BentChristian. \m/

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    Humpty Dumpty

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