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    Well, I just remembered a girl in my 6th grade class that was named "Gay". You know, I just thought about her. Would you wanna walk up to people and say "Hi. I'm Gay". I feel bad for her. Your turn.

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    A Sex Ed teacher in 9th Grade was explaining that sperm has natural sugars in it as a preservative and a girl raised her hand and said "If that's true, why does it taste so salty?"

    The girls name in your post is probably short for Gaylene.
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    My last name is Jolly. I have a cousin with the same last name that got married, had children, got divorced, and took her maiden name back. She has a son with the first name Happy. At one point in time before she got remarried....My second cousin's name was Happy Jolly.

    I couldn't even make that up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JOLLY View Post
    My last name is Jolly. I have a cousin with the same last name that got married, had children, got divorced, and took her maiden name back. She has a son with the first name Happy. At one point in time before she got remarried....My second cousin's name was Happy Jolly.

    I couldn't even make that up.
    LOL, and her new last name is Golucky?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Beer$ View Post
    A Sex Ed teacher in 9th Grade was explaining that sperm has natural sugars in it as a preservative and a girl raised her hand and said "If that's true, why does it taste so salty?"
    I've heard that story at least once from every sex ed teacher grade 9 and up. Meaning they are A- Joking around or B- there's always that one slutty girl in their teaching career.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JumpMarine View Post
    LOL, and her new last name is Golucky?
    Golucky....lol...good one bro.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TimmyPage View Post
    I've heard that story at least once from every sex ed teacher grade 9 and up. Meaning they are A- Joking around or B- there's always that one slutty girl in their teaching career.
    Or C - the poster's full of **** and making it up based on the long-standing tale and trying to pass it off as their own experience.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TimmyPage View Post
    I've heard that story at least once from every sex ed teacher grade 9 and up. Meaning they are A- Joking around or B- there's always that one slutty girl in their teaching career.
    at no point did I say it was my own experience. It was just something off the wall...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Skarekrough View Post
    Or C - the poster's full of **** and making it up based on the long-standing tale and trying to pass it off as their own experience.
    Not true... where did I say I experienced it?
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    My middle name is Bent.

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    big bent black?

    so... many... not pc... jokes...
    "I believe the truth is not told between 9 and 5." - Hunter S. Thompson

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kyuss_Rock View Post
    big bent black?

    so... many... non pc... jokes...
    LOL....that's what I was pondering upon.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JOLLY View Post
    LOL....that's what I was pondering upon.
    Oh dear... great minds think alike? If we are great minds Jolly, I do worry for the future of the human race.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kyuss_Rock View Post
    big bent black?

    so... many... not pc... jokes...
    I thought it kind of a curse until highschool when people began inverting my first and middle name calling The BentChristian. \m/

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    Humpty Dumpty

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    Quote Originally Posted by LesStrat View Post
    Humpty Dumpty
    sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
    All the kings horses and all the kings men said F him, He's an egg.

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    humpty Dumpty shat on a wall

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