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  1. 01-21-2007, 07:30 PM #21
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    Gimme fuel gimme fire gimme James Hetfeild singing Higher.
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    Quote Originally Posted by chopstherocker View Post
    Bob Marley's dad was white.
    No shat?

    Anywho, awhile back, some idiots I worked with were talking about how they were named after famous people. One asked if Iwas named after anyone. I replied, "Yeah, my middle name. My dad was a huge Eric Clapton fan." Dude says, "Really? What's your middle name?"
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    I am Batman!
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    "I was born a poor black child."
    Romans 3:23; 6:23; 5:8; 10:13; 10:9-10

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    Buy the book in my avatar. It's pretty cool.

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    ..........As I sit on the toilet broken hearted...........
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    Not THAT far off...geez.
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    I spent more than 20 hours collectively this past weekend talking about fly-fishing.

    I crave routine and discipline.

    I need 500k pots....
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  11. 01-21-2007, 08:34 PM #31
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    Johnny Cash wrote a song about my bunghole after chinese food.
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    Me dog's asleep in my guitar case.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Beer$ View Post
    at no point did I say it was my own experience. It was just something off the wall...
    Haha, I wasn't saying it was at all. I was saying my past experience with the story..
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    But he's not "FUNKY!"
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    Quote Originally Posted by chopstherocker View Post
    What stories are there out there involving you and "glucose"?

    You sick little Canadian boy you...
    Haven't you ever heard of the Canadian handshake?
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    What REALLY happened in NOLA last year...



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    Quote Originally Posted by chopstherocker View Post
    June Carter and Merle Haggard (sp?) in fact wrote your tune there Jeffro.
    My uncle Merle co-wrote that tune? I didn't know that, although I haven't been privy to the details of his will, when he passes. Listen up then chaps, I can use the future royalties!
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    Person A - "I have genital herpes."
    Person B - "And I don't."
    Person A - "And we plan to keep it that way."
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    Quote Originally Posted by zero element View Post
    Person A - "I have genital herpes."
    Person B - "And I don't."
    Person A - "And we plan to keep it that way."
    herpes is like the crips and the bloods.

    each is

    "fo' life"

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    "The other night I dreamed that I was drinking the world's largest margarita. When I woke up, there was salt on the toilet seat. I'm glad I didn't eat the worm."
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