Post something off the wall.

[Jonny R]

Well, I just remembered a girl in my 6th grade class that was named "Gay". You know, I just thought about her. Would you wanna walk up to people and say "Hi. I'm Gay". I feel bad for her. Your turn.

Hmmm...that reminds me.

A friend of mine was in a class with a guy called Richard Head. He of course received the appropriate nickname. A workmate of mine was in course with a girl called Kerry Hunt. So of course, the poor girl's classmates decided her name was a great candidate for spoonerising.

Finally, four of my friends used to flat together. They wondered why they got an odd look from the mailman delivering all their letters together, until they considered their last names:

D!ck
Wood
Cox
Harding

[Grandor]

Breasts feel like bags of sand...

[jerryjg]

http://www.rosswalker.co.uk/movie_so...ly/help_me.wav EDIT- Sorry, I found out you cant post .wav files here.

[Jeff_H]

I'd leave a song for you with royalties in my will, but I have a feeling that you just may kick off before me.

I'm not sure if you're wishing death upon me or not Chops. I thought we were on better terms than that?

[texasguitarslinger]

When I was young living in Pasadena we had a neighbor whose name was Harold Nutts. That's right, he was Harry Nutts.

[theodie]

When I was young living in Pasadena we had a neighbor whose name was Harold Nutts. That's right, he was Harry Nutts.

In my town there is a person that used to be in the phone book by the name of "D1ck Furr". Seriously, he worked for the sherriffs dept. He finally changed his name to Richard Furr in the phone book. There was another person with the name of Harry D1ck" in there also.

Seriously, I am not making it up!

[texasguitarslinger]

You can look this one up. The State of Texas once had a governor named James Hogg. That's no big deal. What is a big deal is he had two daughters that he named Ima and Yura.

[Jonny R]

Good ole Boss Hogg

[PoorMan]

at no point did I say it was my own experience.

That's unfortunate for you. I would have liked to know girls like that in 9th grade.

[Blue Calx]

In elementary school, I knew a kid named Mike Sweeney. We never hung out, but I always thought about how difficult it would be if I ever had to tell my mom that I was going out to play with Mike Sweeney.

[Blue Calx]

In my town there is a person that used to be in the phone book by the name of "D1ck Furr". Seriously, he worked for the sherriffs dept. He finally changed his name to Richard Furr in the phone book. There was another person with the name of Harry D1ck" in there also.

Seriously, I am not making it up!

I used to be friends with a kid whose name was Richard Gross. His father's name was also Richard, but he went by D!ck. His phone book listing was interesting as well.

[PoorMan]

"The other night I dreamed that I was drinking the world's largest margarita. When I woke up, there was salt on the toilet seat. I'm glad I didn't eat the worm."

LMAO!!!

[B Bent]

My nads itch!

[Jonny R]

We used to have a newscaster on the national news with the name Richard Long.

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warm apple pie.

[Beer$]

In elementary school, I knew a kid named Mike Sweeney. We never hung out, but I always thought about how difficult it would be if I ever had to tell my mom that I was going out to play with Mike Sweeney.

That was the name of my 7th grade teacher

[Robbiedbee]

I once saw a piece of graffiti on a wall that said...

"[Naughty word for a Pakistani], **** off back to Africa"

I kid you not guys. I couldn't stop laughing!

[tubeman87]

Ladies and Gentlemen.....TRENCH FOOT!!!!!!!!!

[theodie]

My nads itch!

Mine do too. I will use your chin to scratch them!

[idsnowdog]

Mine do too. I will use your chin to scratch them!

I thought you were an endophrenologist? You know someone who can read the bumps on a persons nut sack?