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    Default Re: The Well CV (105) (One hundred and five): I wear bowties.

    Have you ever considered being a meteorologist in your spare time? They seem to have formed a bow tie union of sorts.

    The only way I would be a meteorologist is if I could use my profession to meet Jackie Johnson and slam her into oblivion.

    Did you say that you consider growing up a cure for raging liberalism?

    Nope.

    If you lost the use of your fretting hand would you learn to play other-handed or would you take up the slide?

    I would not do either.

    If misterwhizzy's name is Will ... then who is Jake?

    My lil cousin.

    What would you say as a parent to a son like you were just five years ago?

    I would probably kill my kid honestly.

    What is your favorite brand/flavor of ice cream?

    I don't eat sweets.

    What do you anticipate your next gear purchase will be?

    Definitely some sort of gun.

    Do you enjoy high school sports?

    No, because I was always really really stoned.

    Would you consider yourself an athletic supporter?

    I love college football, so yes.

    Specifically what kind of fraud do you investigate .... and for whom?

    Internal and external fraud. I try to prevent loss to the credit union I work for. I control access to all parts of the credit union, and give/take away access for employees, vendors, and board members. Negotiate contracts with security vendors. Firing employees.

    If you were issued a hot check would you:
    1. Turn it over to the DA?
    2. Put in the refrigerator for a few hours?
    3. Crumble it up into a steaming bowl of Wolf brand chili?

    We honestly don't do much. I will notify the bank the check's drawn off. I list it internally on a list. I also go the extra mile and alert local financial institutions by email and a picture of the check.

    What were your best and worst subjects in high school?

    Best: Mathematics/Sciences
    Worst: English

    Do you text message while driving?

    I actually rarely text. It is hard to drive a stick while using your phone.

    Do you still blink and twitch your nose when lying?

    I don't know.

    Do you drink wine?

    Yes.

    Word association: Type the first word that comes to your mind as prompted by .....

























    ... "foul".

    Birds.
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    What would you rather have to wear for the rest of your life; strips of raw meat or Affliction clothing?

    Honestly, I would go with Affliction. Wearing raw meat just sounds disgusting.

    Any tattoos?

    No, I don't think I would ever get one either.

    Desert island: one guitar (with your choice of pickups), one pedal, one amp, one chick. Go.

    Stratocaster. Delay. My Deltablues. Lacey Chabert.

    Favourite book (that wasn't written two thousand years ago)?

    I have to admit, I do not read alot of books. Atlas Shrugged by Ayn Rand.

    If you had to kill a puppy or a kitten, which would it be?

    Kitten. I am more of a dog person.

    If you had to give up either guns or guitars, which would it be?

    Sorry, I would give up guitars.

    What haircut do you wish you could pull off but can't?

    Anything with gel. I don't think people need that crap. My current style is bald.

    Which American president had the best haircut?

    Ronald F'ing Reagan.

    Is it better to burn out than fade away?

    Yes

    The vampire ****** or that werewolf ****?

    Jessica the baby vampire from Trueblood? Can I say her?
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    Default Re: The Well CV (105) (One hundred and five): I wear bowties.

    Quote Originally Posted by exnihilo View Post
    How big is it, and do you have any pictures? I would love to see the extent of your bow-tie collection.

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    This is Phil Gingrey (U.S. Congressman) and I talking about how much we do not like illegals in our country.
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    Default Re: The Well CV (105) (One hundred and five): I wear bowties.

    If you had to cross swords with a guy while slamming some sorostitute, who would it be? You can't say you wouldn't because YOU HAVE TO CROSS SWORDS.
    I remember calloused hands and paint-stained jeans, and I remember safe-as-houses self-belief.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kam View Post
    If you had to cross swords with a guy while slamming some sorostitute, who would it be? You can't say you wouldn't because YOU HAVE TO CROSS SWORDS.
    I feel like I have thought of this scenario for some reason... I am going to say...

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    Default Re: The Well CV (105) (One hundred and five): I wear bowties.

    New York or Chicago? Choose a city, and choose a pizza, and say why.

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    Default Re: The Well CV (105) (One hundred and five): I wear bowties.

    Bump to nominate for a sticky... and to vault Well CIV.

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    Default Re: The Well CV (105) (One hundred and five): I wear bowties.

    Quote Originally Posted by misterwhizzy View Post
    New York or Chicago? Choose a city, and choose a pizza, and say why.
    I don't like either place, but the state of New York sounds okay. I will say New York style just because I think having the sauce between the cheese and pizza is a better idea. (if I am thinking correctly)
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    Default Re: The Well CV (105) (One hundred and five): I wear bowties.

    What are your top ten favorite firearms?

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheProphet View Post
    What are your top ten favorite firearms?
    It is really hard to say what are my top ten but I will list ten that I really like:

    1911
    Glock
    HK P7M8/P7M13
    Breaktop Revolvers like the Schofield No.3
    Over/Under shotguns
    My Left handed AR15
    AR10
    M1A/M14
    Pump action shotgun
    The almighty Remington 700 series.
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    Wow... The other Redneck asian hillbilly.

    (welcome back grump)

    The usual plus some more:

    Your favorite food?

    Your favorite top ten forum members you'd like to shoot the bull with while shooting?

    Your favorite band?

    Are you religious?

    Favorite guitar?

    How long ya been married?

    You are one of few who has a clothing brand as an Avatar... Are you shallow? (thats a joke)

    Do clothes make the man?

    If the wife and I drove to GA... What would ya wanna get together... What would you do with us?

    When I got home... I proceeded to eat... A 2/3's of a Cheese Ball* in one hand and half a bag of Corn Tortillas with a hint of lime with the other hand. How does that make you feel?

    Being half asian growing up in a even more redneck area... how was that for you?

    Being half asian christian who happens to be an borderline Ultra conservative... Does that seem odd to your peers?

    Did you know that PeeWee Herman wears a bowtie?

    Plain vanilla Automatics: Toyota Tacoma or Ford Ranger?

    Favorite comic character?

    Favorite anime character?

    Are you good at math?

    Can you run on rain drops?

    Do you know Kungfu?

    Favorite Pokemon?

    Superman Vs Goku?

    Have you accidentally a coke bottle?

    Is it true that?

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    Quote Originally Posted by bones View Post
    ask and you shall receive!



    this is phil gingrey (u.s. Congressman) and i talking about how much we do not like illegals in our country.
    aaaa sow... Your cream brown exterior might be white/high yeller but your asian to white ratio is higher than mine :-p. That's for picking at my smooth creamy shell.
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    Default Re: The Well CV (105) (One hundred and five): I wear bowties.

    What do you think of "the four letter word thread" thread?

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    Default Re: The Well CV (105) (One hundred and five): I wear bowties.

    Wow... The other Redneck asian hillbilly.

    (welcome back grump)

    The usual plus some more:

    Your favorite food?

    Probably chicken wings.

    Your favorite top ten forum members you'd like to shoot the bull with while shooting?

    You, Aceman, Gr8Scott, Kindred_Sprite, Chaos, Benjy_26,Jeff_H,Queerjoneser,Bluesbend,B_Bent,Luci d_L.

    Your favorite band?

    Pantera.

    Are you religious?

    Ya, somedays are better than others though.

    Favorite guitar?

    Stratocaster.

    How long ya been married?

    I have been married to my hand since puberty.

    You are one of few who has a clothing brand as an Avatar... Are you shallow? (thats a joke)

    Yes, and I am actually happy to see that you noticed.

    Do clothes make the man?

    No, but people will judge you on how you look.

    If the wife and I drove to GA... What would ya wanna get together... What would you do with us?

    Whatever involves high-fiving.

    When I got home... I proceeded to eat... A 2/3's of a Cheese Ball* in one hand and half a bag of Corn Tortillas with a hint of lime with the other hand. How does that make you feel?

    I have no feelings.

    Being half asian growing up in a even more redneck area... how was that for you?

    Awesome. A lot of confused looks to say the least.

    Being half asian christian who happens to be an borderline Ultra conservative... Does that seem odd to your peers?

    Not really. Asians are very conservative, fiscally and morally.

    Did you know that PeeWee Herman wears a bowtie?

    I never really thought about that, but he looks like a retard though.

    Plain vanilla Automatics: Toyota Tacoma or Ford Ranger?

    Tacoma. I used to drive a 4 banger stick back when I did property surveying in college and it was the titties.

    Favorite comic character?

    Peter Griffin.

    Favorite anime character?

    WTF is that.

    Are you good at math?

    Yes.

    Can you run on rain drops?

    No.

    Do you know Kungfu?

    No.

    Favorite Pokemon?

    No.

    Superman Vs Goku?

    No.

    Have you accidentally a coke bottle?

    What?

    Is it true that?

    *


    I would try that cheeseball out, it looks legit.
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    Default Re: The Well CV (105) (One hundred and five): I wear bowties.

    Quote Originally Posted by JOLLY View Post
    What do you think of "the four letter word thread" thread?
    Looks like a poor attempt at attention whoring.
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    Default Re: The Well CV (105) (One hundred and five): I wear bowties.

    do you sing/play air guitar in the shower?
    If you were gay, which male celebrity would you have an affair with?
    which dead musician would you want to resurrect? (only one person)


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    Default Re: The Well CV (105) (One hundred and five): I wear bowties.

    Does it freak you out that that Kamen Rider dude is thinking about you in the shower?
    I remember calloused hands and paint-stained jeans, and I remember safe-as-houses self-belief.

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    Default Re: The Well CV (105) (One hundred and five): I wear bowties.

    Quote Originally Posted by KamenRiderMagnus View Post
    do you sing/play air guitar in the shower?
    If you were gay, which male celebrity would you have an affair with?
    which dead musician would you want to resurrect? (only one person)
    I do sing in the shower, but not air guitar.

    If I was gay, I would probably want to have an affair with someone that was cool to hang out with. I am going to go with Sam elliott again. If I could resurrect one musician, I would resurrect Dimebag.
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    Default Re: The Well CV (105) (One hundred and five): I wear bowties.

    Quote Originally Posted by Kam View Post
    Does it freak you out that that Kamen Rider dude is thinking about you in the shower?
    No, I am actually flattered.
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    Default Re: The Well CV (105) (One hundred and five): I wear bowties.

    I wear bowties, you can't steal my thunder!!

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