The Well CV (105) (One hundred and five): I wear bowties.

[Bones]

Alright boys, I am actually surprised I haven't done a well sooner. I will be back tomorrow morning to check this out.

[TheProphet]

Top 5 movies?

Ideal pizza?

How do you eat an oreo cookie?

Say you win $10 million in the lottery, what are the first 5 things you do?

As far as your rig is concerned, describe your favorite sound that you get from it.

Favorite drink?

If you were given an unlimited budget to go on holiday, but could only go to one place, where would you go?

Still no correct answer yet from those in the well ... Who'd win in a wrestling match, Lemmy or God?

[Bones]

Ideal pizza?

I like chicken and jalapenos.

How do you eat an oreo cookie?

I do not eat sweets.

Say you win $10 million in the lottery, what are the first 5 things you do?

1.) Buy a bad ass house
2.) Buy a bad ass truck
3.) Buy a bad ass luxury sedan
4.) Buy bad ass clothes like more Brooks Brother's and Hart Schaffner Marx suits.
5.) Invest half of it.

As far as your rig is concerned, describe your favorite sound that you get from it.

Ibanez with my UGD humbucker thru the mesa model on my line6 floorboard.

Favorite drink?

Besides water... I will say cheap ass beer.

If you were given an unlimited budget to go on holiday, but could only go to one place, where would you go?

The horn of Somalia so I can blast pirates with a fully-automatic .50.

Still no correct answer yet from those in the well ... Who'd win in a wrestling match, Lemmy or God?

God wins everything, everytime.

[Bones]

I forgot top 5 movies at the moment.

1. The graduate
2. Schindler's List
3. The Outlaw Josey Wales
4. Road House
5. Top Gun

Actually, in some circles, some would believe that Lemmy = God. I guess that might have been a trick question.

[TheProphet]

Actually, in some circles, some would believe that Lemmy = God. I guess that might have been a trick question.

Now ... if you can name the reference you will get bonus points

[Bones]

Now ... if you can name the reference you will get bonus points

Rex (Nucky Thompson / Steve Buscemi) from Airheads.

[tone4days]

what is your highest level of education

where were you born? what is your age?

what is your occupation

what is the single most important accomplishment you'd like to achieve before you draw your final breath

what accomplishment have you achieved that is your proudest

what accomplishment have you achieved that is your most profound regret

what do we not know about you that you'd like us to?

what do we think we know about you that is false

what are some of the philosophical truths that guide you in your day-to-day?

what did your parents/family of origin do well that you hope to emulate?

what did your parents/family of origin do not well that you hope to improve upon ?

favorite childhood memory?

tell us one thing that was true about you 5 years ago that is no longer true and you are happy that it is not true

tell us one thing that was true about you 5 years ago that is no longer true and you are sad that it is not true

tell us one thing that is not true today but you hope will be true about you in 5 years that you welcome

tell us one thing that is not true today but that is likely to be true about you in 5 years but that you hope to avoid

tell us of your most influential romantic relationship - how did it start - how did it end (if it has ended) - how did it influence who you are today

what one thing (that is not about your physical appearance) would you change about yourself today if you had a magic wand that would serve this purpose

[Bones]

what is your highest level of education?

Bachelor's in Criminal Justice.

where were you born? what is your age?

Okinawa Jap. 26

what is your occupation

Fraud investigation.

what is the single most important accomplishment you'd like to achieve before you draw your final breath

I know alot about life, but I can say I am not sure yet.

what accomplishment have you achieved that is your proudest

Graduating college is the proudest thing I have done.

what accomplishment have you achieved that is your most profound regret

Slamming a certain slut from college without a jimmy hat that gave me clap.

what do we not know about you that you'd like us to?

My little sister has Down's syndrome and is the sweetest person you would ever meet. I am also rediculously pro-gay rights like marriage and adoption.

what do we think we know about you that is false

I am a nice guy.

what are some of the philosophical truths that guide you in your day-to-day?

Peace through superior firepower.

what did your parents/family of origin do well that you hope to emulate?

Strong moral and family values.

what did your parents/family of origin do not well that you hope to improve upon ?

Spending their hard earned money on themselves. They are extremely stindgy.

favorite childhood memory?

Deep sea fishing with my family, red sox games at fenway, driving around on frozen lakes with my dads truck.

tell us one thing that was true about you 5 years ago that is no longer true and you are happy that it is not true.

Being a raging liberal.

tell us one thing that was true about you 5 years ago that is no longer true and you are sad that it is not true

Being able to drink until the sunrise.

tell us one thing that is not true today but you hope will be true about you in 5 years that you welcome

Stable family of my own, hopefully start going back to church, UGA being the best football team in america.

tell us one thing that is not true today but that is likely to be true about you in 5 years but that you hope to avoid

Turning 30-31.

tell us of your most influential romantic relationship - how did it start - how did it end (if it has ended) - how did it influence who you are today

I dated this Jewish girl right after highschool. I got her pregnant (supposedly), I "think" I loved her but her parents did not like me for multiple reasons. Probably because I didn't want to go to college, I wasn't Jewish. Anyways she got an abortion and didn't want to see me anymore. I think I learned that I was probably too clingy.

what one thing (that is not about your physical appearance) would you change about yourself today if you had a magic wand that would serve this purpose

I would like to have more tact when I am talking to people. I come off as blunt and condescending.

Thanks for the well thought out questions T4D.

[tone4days]

cool answers

so, did i misread or do you hope to check out before turning 31?

what changed you from being a raging liberal and how can we change you back ?

[Bones]

cool answers

so, did i misread or do you hope to check out before turning 31?

what changed you from being a raging liberal and how can we change you back ?

I meant that in some ways, don't want to grow up.

As far as me going conservative, it happened when I moved to California. California has a unique political climate that just put a bad taste in my mouth. I don't hate liberals and will certainly keep some as friends because I don't think it is healthy for any person to surround theirself with one "school of thought". If you did that you would never hear the other side of the story.
I am not sure how you can change me back, but I don't see me changing anytime soon.

[newking70]

i think t4d asked all the questions...............NEXT

[TheProphet]

Rex (Nucky Thompson / Steve Buscemi) from Airheads.

Thank you!

Alright ... why call yourself Bones? What's the meaning behind it.

[GuitarStv]

What kind of music do you listen to?

Who are your greatest influences as a guitarist?

What draws you to your church?

How many days would it take for you to revert to cannibalism after surviving a horrible plane crash in a remote area?

[Bones]

What kind of music do you listen to?

Hair metal and country mostly.

Who are your greatest influences as a guitarist?

Dimebag Darrell and Jimi Hendrix.

What draws you to your church?

I haven't gone to church since football season started, but I get the warm fuzzies and just an overall great feeling. It seems like it is the only time everyone acts and dresses like a decent human being. Oh ya, Jesus kicks a whole lot of ass.

How many days would it take for you to revert to cannibalism after surviving a horrible plane crash in a remote area?

Maybe 2 weeks? I sure as hell would if it meant I was going to die.

[ginormous]

To expand on TheProphet's question, is your username a reference to the Star Trek character, or to the show currently airing on the Fox network in the US?

[Bones]

To expand on TheProphet's question, is your username a reference to the Star Trek character, or to the show currently airing on the Fox network in the US?

Neither, I think I was using this name prior to that show coming out.

I use this name because it used to be my gamer name when I played Delta Force and Counter-Strike way back in the day.

[Lazarus1140]

Have you ever considered being a meteorologist in your spare time? They seem to have formed a bow tie union of sorts.

Did you say that you consider growing up a cure for raging liberalism?

If you lost the use of your fretting hand would you learn to play other-handed or would you take up the slide?

If misterwhizzy's name is Will ... then who is Jake?

What would you say as a parent to a son like you were just five years ago?

What is your favorite brand/flavor of ice cream?

What do you anticipate your next gear purchase will be?

Do you enjoy high school sports?

Would you consider yourself an athletic supporter?

Specifically what kind of fraud do you investigate .... and for whom?

If you were issued a hot check would you:
1. Turn it over to the DA?
2. Put in the refrigerator for a few hours?
3. Crumble it up into a steaming bowl of Wolf brand chili?

What were your best and worst subjects in high school?

Do you text message while driving?

Do you still blink and twitch your nose when lying?

Do you drink wine?

Word association: Type the first word that comes to your mind as prompted by .....

























... "foul".

[misterwhizzy]

Did you say that you consider growing up a cure for raging liberalism?

That's an excellent question.

If misterwhizzy's name is Will ... then who is Jake?

Wow. That might be a trick right there. Well played, sir.

Would you consider yourself an athletic supporter?

I wish I hadn't read this at the office. Now all my coworkers are wondering what I'm laughing at. Yes, it's a silly joke, but it's still very funny.

Specifically what kind of fraud do you investigate .... and for whom?

And how do you get away with it?

[Kam]

What would you rather have to wear for the rest of your life; strips of raw meat or Affliction clothing?

Any tattoos?

Desert island: one guitar (with your choice of pickups), one pedal, one amp, one chick. Go.

Favourite book (that wasn't written two thousand years ago)?

If you had to kill a puppy or a kitten, which would it be?

If you had to give up either guns or guitars, which would it be?

What haircut do you wish you could pull off but can't?

Which American president had the best haircut?

Is it better to burn out than fade away?

The vampire ****** or that werewolf ****?

[exnihilo]

How big is it, and do you have any pictures? I would love to see the extent of your bow-tie collection.

cg