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    Well, well, well here it is do your best
    and a little typing music

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    asleep and dreaming
    could do or be anything money is no object neither is common sense or the laws of physics ( and of course the Shania Rule )
    go




    ever eat
    an oyster
    a booger
    a grasshopper



    three people living or dead you'd like a 5 min conversation with.
    Hadda be done.
    I remember calloused hands and paint-stained jeans, and I remember safe-as-houses self-belief.

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    a taste of the dog, very well

    asleep and dreaming
    could do or be anything money is no object neither is common sense or the laws of physics ( and of course the Shania Rule )
    go
    I would create a tiny world in a vast emptiness
    give it a balanced ecology and flourishing life
    inhabit it with souls with free will to do whatever they want
    sit back and watch the drama unfold

    every so often shake the snow globe


    yea I think it would be a good gig

    ever eat
    an oyster
    a booger
    a grasshopper
    tried the raw oyster once
    stomach thought it was snot (someone elses)
    and tried to throw it back before I could swallow
    never again

    sometimes when in a non-spitting situation I still may swallow a "pre-boogerous flam"

    ahhh the grasshopper
    small green innocent
    drunken creek bank dare
    "If you bite off the head, I'll eat the A@#"
    my buddy bit
    so half a grasshopper


    three people living or dead you'd like a 5 min conversation with.
    John Lennon
    I mean really is all that stuff just rambling round in his head?

    Jesus
    I mean really is all that stuff just rambling round MY head?

    My dad
    after he died he came to visit
    cant remember what he told me, would like to revisit that conversation
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    Default Re: The Well CVIII, Life According to EHD..........

    Quote Originally Posted by ehdwuld View Post

    sometimes when in a non-spitting situation I still may swallow
    How annoyed would you be if someone sigged this?

    What hairstyle do you wish you could make look good but you just can't?

    What do you do for a living? Are you the dude that plays with robots all day?
    I remember calloused hands and paint-stained jeans, and I remember safe-as-houses self-belief.

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    How annoyed would you be if someone sigged this?
    dang I guess you could make up whatever sig you wanted

    What hairstyle do you wish you could make look good but you just can't?
    I wish I could do the Billy Idol thing again


    What do you do for a living? Are you the dude that plays with robots all day?
    I work as an Industrial Electrician,
    a few years ago I had a go at Network Engineer at a large telecom company
    but they went bankrupt and scaled down

    most factories have robots now,
    don't necessarily play with em but i get em to working again
    and walk away to some other task
    they play all by themselves mostly

    I like robots like this one
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    EHD
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    EHD
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    War Eagle or Roll Tide?

    What do you like on your pizza?

    Favorite phallus shaped food?

    Favorite booze?

    Top 5 females you would like to have an intimate encounter with?

    Pepsi or Coca-cola?
    Oh balls...

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    Who are you influenced by as a guitarist?
    Ministers and superstars
    are drinking champagne in their cars
    6 strings on a 12 guitar
    all my dreams are made of stars
    and the rock and roll still burns in me

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    War Eagle or Roll Tide?
    **I rout for whichever team is doing well
    unles they are playing each other then Roll Tide


    What do you like on your pizza?
    ***BACON

    Favorite phallus shaped food?
    ****Ya know a fellow once told me he couldn't eat bananas because they made his throught
    itch ......... I couldn't quit snickering
    hot dog/corndog


    Favorite booze?

    **before I stopped drinking it was MGD lite and Canadian Mist/Southern Comfort
    I still keep a little something around in case of company, ya know
    nothing makes company friendly like Jack Daniels


    Top 5 females you would like to have an intimate encounter with?

    **Shania Twain

    **Rachel McAdams

    **Vanessa Lane

    **Gina Gershon

    ***and of course our songstress
    Juliette Lewis

    Cant get enough of them crazy chicks



    Pepsi or Coca-cola?
    **Diet Coke


    Who are you influenced by as a guitarist?
    ***Jeff Beck
    fingers and a strat oh man yea
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    Boxers or briefs ?

    oddly the Boxer Briefs from Hanes
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    ok Heres a story bout my basket ball career
    I really stunk at basketball being short and uncoordinated and all
    but I had a place on the team , second string hatchet man
    Now for you that dont know hatchet man is a very important position on a high school team
    Talent is at a premium in High school and when faced with it you have to adapt or get used to losing.
    A hatchet man's job is to get that Blue Chip talent on the other team to Foul Out before we lose the game,
    one such event was taking place one night and the first string Hatchet man just wasn't getting the job done, His smack about the guys mama's footwear wasn't working. the coach was in a Dire Strait.
    "Coach I can get the job done, let me in"
    " ya think so son," said the Coach
    "sure" I said confidently " just tell me if he's left handed or right"
    "whats that got to do with it ?" the Coach asked
    "Need to know which way to duck"

    so the Coach puts me in
    23 seconds later I am lying at Mid-court in a fetal position with the Blue Cip wailing away at me. We both get ejected for fighting.

    Coach asked as I sit down next to him " Waddid ya Do Boy?"
    "Well" I said " as he came down court I go close up next to his ear and said ' MMMM
    thems some real nice shorts you are a wearing there' then I brushed the back of my hand cross his butt, 15 year old forgot all about playing basketball"

    I laughed and pointed at the Blue Chip the rest of the game
    mocking him

    you think Cortland Finnegan has heard this story?


    the image is the link to the article
    read the last line
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    According to Johnson, Finnegan had been getting physical with him all game. The Houston Chronicle reported Monday that prior to the altercation Finnegan grabbed the attention of the Texans' sideline and shouted, "Watch this."
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    Default Re: The Well CVIII, Life According to EHD..........

    want another story?
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    Why Carvin?

    What are your ten albums for the deserted island?

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    Why Carvin?
    ***got the Carvin catalogs since the 80's
    went to the factory store in San Diego in 01
    loved everything , bought my Belair
    a forum bro had deal on some covered S22's couldnt pass it up
    warm pickups real nice don't split well tho


    What are your ten albums for the deserted island?
    ***hmm
    1-Led Zepplin / II
    yea that one
    2-Blackfoot / Strikes
    I always have it
    3-Blue Oyster Cult / Agents of Fortune
    just incredible overdubs in Don't Fear the Reaper
    4-Boston / ah heck the greatest hits album
    I can't decide
    5-Ben Harper and the Blind Alabama Boys
    Aw heck ya gotta hear this

    6-Brian Setzer / The Dirty Boogie
    just love every song on it
    7-Matchbox 20 / More Than You Think You Are
    Hand Me Down .... just speaks to me
    8-Sade / The Best of Sade
    Lounge Singer Extraordinare
    9-SRV / Greatest Hits
    no explanation needed
    10-Tracy Chapman / Tracy Chapman
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    Ben Harper's incredible. Quite a varied taste you have there.

    I'm actually gutted that I forgot about Rachel McAdams when I got asked that question. She's superb.
    I remember calloused hands and paint-stained jeans, and I remember safe-as-houses self-belief.

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    have you seen her in Sherlock Hoomes?

    Just frking stunning
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    that selection from Tracy Chapman is just so stirring
    each time it comes up on my shuffle I have to replay it
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    as the sun sets down in silence
    on evenings misty shore
    young hearts dont quest for violence
    as their fathers did before
    and that angry young man
    reaching out his hand
    can yearn for so much more
    than a brimming glass
    of those days gone past
    and that voice so so full of scorn
    those endless nights
    with their flashing lights
    and the pounding at the door
    echos in the gloom
    sirens set the tune
    for the voices from the void
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    The story of the well

    I used to believe in astral projection
    where your soul leaves your body and does stuff whilst your unconscious
    Anyways, when I was 16 I lay in bed one night and attempted to release my soul
    relaxed felt a tingling come over my feet, then up my legs
    covered my chest and as it moved across my eyes I exhaled,,,,, and I was out
    Oh my God, I am floating above my body, looking down on it. and drifting upward
    thru the ceiling into the attic, above the house,the whole street I live on is below me.. the city... soon the coastline of Florida.... on and on till the entire earth is just another shiny dot in the sky, indistinguishable from any other star then the sun becomes only a star in the darkness .... soon I am unable to tell where I came from. I must look to where I am going.



    After a bit I find one star getting brighter, and soon realize it is a planet
    I swoop in over this lush meadow, I can see trees in the distance but can never reach them,( it is some years later I realize when flying over treetops they look like grass and the trunks are only visible at a distance.)
    at the end of the trees I come upon a whirling sandstorm beige whiteout, swirling around me, but I feel no stinging sand hitting me.
    I then see the eye of the storm, a small clearing, round where the sands are still in the center there is a pile of rock with straw or thatch over them
    A Well

    as I approach the well a figure comes from behind the well and asks quietly what am I doing there "it isn't my time" I ask where is it that I am. He calls it by name, but I cant remember now, something like the turning point, gate, crossroad, something like that

    He was wearing a brown cloak with a hood, Frightened I asked if he were Death
    He pulled back the hood and said no he was the "gate keeper"?

    So remembering my Baptist upbringing I immediately call him Gabriel, then correct myself as Gabriel is the one with the trumpet ( he said it wasn't a trumpet but thats how they announced stuff at the time and while it wasn't a trumpet it would be obvious whatever it was )Peter? yea thats it Peter
    alas that too was wrong he gave his name and I of course cannot remember what it is now

    while we were talking some people came forward thru the sand and he politely paused and instructed them to pass "just the other side of the Well, and all would be fine "

    I asked the meaning of life
    he said the reality ( the extent of the 6 senses we have ) cannot be experienced by a non physical being. this reality was created and we were put here and this being inhabits us all in order to experience it
    the smell of fresh cut grass , a sunrise , surprise when something happens

    anyways he tole me I had to go back, I told him I was just gonna run by to the other side of that well and follow those other people
    but he said I had things to do, I asked what they were so that I could do them and come right back. He said it doesn't work like that and that things happen in order and at given times and that he would let me know when I needed to do something and what it was

    I drifted away begging to stay he said my mom was worried and I needed to hurry along
    and when I awoke on the bed mom standing over me shaking me saying "are you dead?" my face was white, my skin was cold, wasnt breathing
    mom was getting mad She asked "what happened to you "
    I tole her " you ain't gonna believe me" and over breakfast I tole her this story and I was right

    you believe me don't you?
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