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    Quote Originally Posted by GoldenVulture View Post
    Is there any truth in the rumor he was " Spawned of Edith Piaf " ?
    No.

    He was spawned in the back hills along the Oregon/Washington state line. No one is quite sure what he was spawned from, but some say a felonious grizzly bear raped a ground squirrel. Others say he was spit out of the earth and found in a well. Still other say he was spawned from an unlceaned truckstop bathrooms toilet lid through genetic mutation and a petri dish.

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    was bluesbender ever married?
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    Put the two together, and make it Kambone.

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    what does bluesbender prefer, paydays or salted nut rolls
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    Put the two together, and make it Kambone.

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    Does BluesBendover like jam dohnuts?
    Last edited by GoldenVulture; 02-17-2011 at 07:03 AM. Reason: self censoring

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lucid_Lunatic View Post
    A few times.

    His first wife was a confused transexual (he/it was a butch dyke).
    He was married to a forum member?

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    Looky, Bluesbanned is back!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gearjoneser View Post
    Put the two together, and make it Kambone.

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    Default Re: The Well CXIII: The Wrath of bluesbend

    bluesbend called me this afternoon. He told me he was getting a kick out of this thread.

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    Default Re: The Well CXIII: The Wrath of bluesbend

    Quote Originally Posted by newking70 View Post
    what does bluesbender prefer, paydays or salted nut rolls
    He works on salty nut rolls for his payday.

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    Does BluesBendover like jam dohnuts?
    No. He prefers jelly.

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    He was married to a forum member?

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    Default Re: The Well CXIII: The Wrath of bluesbend

    Quote Originally Posted by Lucid_Lunatic View Post
    He prefers jelly.
    Does he eat it with his hands?

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    Quote Originally Posted by misterwhizzy View Post
    Does he eat it with his hands?
    He sucks it straight out of the tube.............

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    Default Re: The Well CXIII: The Wrath of bluesbend

    Is he the Gremlin?

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    Quote Originally Posted by GoldenVulture View Post
    Is he the Gremlin?
    No, his ears are too short.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lucid_Lunatic View Post
    a felonious grizzly bear raped a ground squirrel.
    lol... Oh my goodness that made me laugh.
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    Default Re: The Well CXIII: The Wrath of bluesbend

    Spit or swallow? Standing or on all fours? Does he play the husband or the wife? Any interracial escapades? Horse or Donkey?

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    Default Re: The Well CXIII: The Wrath of bluesbend

    Quote Originally Posted by GoldenVulture View Post
    Is he the Gremlin?
    Awesome video, but that may be one of the craziest songs I've ever heard.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JOLLY View Post
    Awesome video, but that may be one of the craziest songs I've ever heard.
    It comes from this [ 1974 ]


    Captain Lockheed and the Starfighters was a 1974 satirical concept album by Robert Calvert, the former frontman of British space-rock band Hawkwind. It consists of a mixture of songs and comic spoken interludes.
    The concept was based on the German Air Ministry's purchase of the Lockheed F-104 Starfighter, colloquially known as the Widowmaker. In German service these planes had a poor safety record, with 207 of almost 1,300 Luftwaffe Starfighters lost in accidents during the aircraft's time in service, which lasted from the early 1960s until the mid 1980s.[1] The Starfighters had inherently challenging flight characteristics, possibly made worse by a number of ill-considered modifications made by the manufacturers at the behest of the Germans in order to clinch the sale.[citation needed]
    Musicians who appeared on the album include members of Hawkwind, The Pink Fairies, Brian Eno (although not credited as Eno), Arthur Brown and Adrian Wagner. The spoken sketches are primarily performed by Calvert, Viv Stanshall and Jim Capaldi.
    "Ejection" (coupled with "Catch a Falling Starfighter") was released as a single, although both songs are slightly different versions to those on the album. "The Widow's Song" was included in the libretto and Calvert had hoped to record it with Nico singing. It wasn't recorded at the time but it was eventually recorded in 1984 with Calvert's wife Jill Riches on lead vocals and included on the Hawkwind, Friends and Relations compilation.
    The album has been re-released in the late 1990s by BGO Records and is currently available on Ecletic Records (ECLCD1056) with bonus tracks.

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    Are you DLT?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jeff_H View Post
    Spit or swallow? Standing or on all fours? Does he play the husband or the wife? Any interracial escapades? Horse or Donkey?
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    pssst - page 1 big guy
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