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    I'm up for the well! I'll try to have a good bedside manner. If you disagree with my diagnosis I recommend you get a second opinion.
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    You got an ointment for this rash?

    Anyway... you just got a major label contract, and you're recording your first album. They want a "special guest" guitarist for your first single, which is a cover of a famous tune.

    What tune, what guitarist and why?

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    Are you a real Doctor or just play one on TV?

    Did you say turn your head and cough?
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    Quote Originally Posted by ginormous View Post
    You got an ointment for this rash? Pure Coconut Oil

    Anyway... you just got a major label contract, and you're recording your first album. They want a "special guest" guitarist for your first single, which is a cover of a famous tune.

    What tune, what guitarist and why? South Bound Suarez or Rock and Roll they just sound like a good party. Obviously Jimmy Page, I think he has amazing versatility, he can go from hard rock to blues and funk to folk.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dirtbagg View Post
    Are you a real Doctor or just play one on TV? Niether unless you're talking to my wife.

    Did you say turn your head and cough? Nope, wrong gender.
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    five min conversation with three famous people
    which three and why?
    five mins is a long time after "hey, you're great"

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    Are you DLT?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ehdwuld View Post
    five min conversation with three famous people
    which three and why?
    five mins is a long time after "hey, you're great"

    Leonardo di ser Piero da Vinci - He is perhaps the most diversely talented person ever to have lived.

    Albert Einstein - He discovered the theory of general relativity and is often regarded as the father of modern physics.

    Jimmy Page - I view him as one of the most influential and important guitarists and songwriters ever in rock music.


    ever eat;

    an oyster Yes.
    a booger If anyone has made it this far in life, you have. All kids do. Yes.
    a grasshopper Never.

    arent the 1st two the same? Unequivocally no.
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    Cure me!

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    Quote Originally Posted by GoldenVulture View Post
    Cure me! 1 liter of tomatoe juice will do the trick.
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    Favorite music (non Zep)?

    1st song you learned to play?

    Why did you start playing guitar?

    Do you like sports? If so, what teams? Do you play any sports?
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    Love the answers!
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Dali View Post
    Love the answers!
    Right on!
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    Do you find it difficult at time to have patience with the patients?
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    what is your highest level of education

    where were you born? what is your age?

    what is your occupation

    what is the single most important accomplishment you'd like to achieve before you draw your final breath

    what accomplishment have you achieved that is your proudest

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    great answers!
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    If you could fight any historical figure, who would it be?

    What dining set defines you as a person?

    Desert island. One guitar, one amp, one pedal and one woman. What/who are they? Bear in mind that you lose points for answering with your wife.
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    Approval.
    I remember calloused hands and paint-stained jeans, and I remember safe-as-houses self-belief.

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    How do you eat an oreo cookie?

    Say you win $10 million in the lottery, what are the first 5 things you do?

    As far as your rig is concerned, describe your favorite sound that you get from it.

    If you were given an unlimited budget to go on holiday, but could only go to one place, where would you go?

    And you're stranded on a tropical island with very little food, but lots of fresh water, with Lucid and GuitarSteve ... there's no sign of help arriving in the forseeable future. What happens?
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