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    Default The Well CXVIII: Wattage you say?

    I figured I ought to get this taken care of before Rapture this weekend.

    So let 'em rip gang!

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    So, are you planning on leaving us?
    "Believe the word, I will unlock my door and pass the cemetery gates"



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    Are you a morning or night person?


    What was your favorite childhood television program?


    If you could have any superpower, what would it be?


    What's your favorite animal?


    Do you believe in extraterrestrials or life on other planets?


    Do you believe in ghosts?


    Ever been addicted to anything?


    Name one thing you wish you could change about yourself:


    What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?


    What personality traits do you look for in a partner?


    Are you mostly a clean or messy person?


    If you could live anywhere in the world, where would you live?


    Name the biggest regret you have:


    Are you practised in the art of cunnilingus?


    Name one thing you miss about being a kid?


    What's your favorite song of all time?


    What would be your dream job?


    If you could have 3 wishes granted, what would they be?


    Name one thing not many people know about you:
    "Believe the word, I will unlock my door and pass the cemetery gates"



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    Wow you are right on it my man.


    Quote Originally Posted by Dr.K View Post
    So, are you planning on leaving us?
    I would imagine if they call my name I wouldn't have much say in it......



    Are you a morning or night person?

    Night for sure


    What was your favorite childhood television program?

    Anything with Bugs Bunny


    If you could have any superpower, what would it be?

    Mind control


    What's your favorite animal?

    Dog


    Do you believe in extraterrestrials or life on other planets?

    Something's out there


    Do you believe in ghosts?

    Yup


    Ever been addicted to anything?

    Besides amour? Thankfully no, I've seen too many people in my life struggle with addiction.


    Name one thing you wish you could change about yourself:

    I'd really like to be more patient.


    What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?

    First I look at the purse, then it's the eyes for sure.


    What personality traits do you look for in a partner?

    Hmm not sure really, had the same one so long I've forgotten.


    Are you mostly a clean or messy person?

    Clean for the most part but I am a scatterbrain


    If you could live anywhere in the world, where would you live?

    Probably the west coast of Florida, maybe Fort Myers Beach area.


    Name the biggest regret you have:

    I have 2 and they're not open for discussion, sorry that's pretty lame on me but the're way too heavy.


    Are you practised in the art of cunnilingus?

    Oui, qui


    Name one thing you miss about being a kid?

    Playing war games with all my friends I grew up with, we talked about a reunion once. How funny would that be? The folks that live in those houses now would think it was the end of the world!


    What's your favorite song of all time?

    I don't have one I have 100's


    What would be your dream job?

    I'd love to own a guitar shop


    If you could have 3 wishes granted, what would they be?

    I'd like my hearing back in my right ear.
    I'd like for all members of my family to be financially secure and in good health.


    Name one thing not many people know about you:

    I was a Classical Guitar Performance Major in college.

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    In the original Disney Peter Pan animation who did you think was hotter ..... Wendy or Tinkerbell?

    Pre, post, or mid trib?

    Have you ever burnt the eggroll but ate then anyways because you were hungry?

    Are you controlling our minds right now?

    Do you still own your first guitar?

    Do you have children and if so, what are their ages?

    What would you like your children to learn from you that you learned the hard way?

    Do you go to work when you're sick?
    I am so close to retirement that I could play in a band full time. All I have to do is improve my playing, learn some songs, and find some other musicians more talented than me who will do exactly as they're told. .

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    In the original Disney Peter Pan animation who did you think was hotter ..... Wendy or Tinkerbell?

    Tink


    Pre, post, or mid trib?

    I'm thinking full on Wrath of Satan but since that isn't an option I'll go with Mid since I never like to over commit.


    Have you ever burnt the eggroll but ate then anyways because you were hungry?

    I have never made an eggroll but I'm thinking I would probably eat it burnt.


    Are you controlling our minds right now?

    I was hoping you'd ask that.


    Do you still own your first guitar?

    No though I have tried to find one from time to time, it was Royce Les Paul Custom copy


    Do you have children and if so, what are their ages?

    I do my son is 19 and my daughter is 17


    What would you like your children to learn from you that you learned the hard way?

    Financial responsibilty


    Do you go to work when you're sick?

    Usually unless it is really bad

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    Top 5 movies?

    Ideal pizza?

    How do you eat an oreo cookie?

    Say you win $10 million in the lottery, what are the first 5 things you do?

    As far as your rig is concerned, describe your favorite sound that you get from it.

    Favorite drink?

    If you were given an unlimited budget to go on holiday, but could only go to one place, where would you go?

    Who'd win in a wrestling match, Lemmy or God?

    Which famous guitarists/musicians dead or alive would you like to jam with?

    Who are your biggest inspirations?

    If you endured a plane crash and the other survivors were Lucid, GuitarStv, Jolly, KRS, Scott_F, Simon_F, and Aceman ... what would happen?

    Favorite:
    - Muscle Car
    - Military Plane
    - Locomotive
    - Sea fairing vehicle
    - Sport to play or watch

    What brought you to the forum?

    And you got a choice. You have to take one of these: Les Paul Juniors from the 50's. One a '59 double cut, nicely aged cherry/natural, with a generic modern P90, and a '56 single cut, refinned by an idiot using bright yellow spraypaint, and the P90 was replaced by a mysterious humbucker made by Seymour who claims it's his greatest creation ever, but nobody has ever heard it except him. Which do you choose.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheProphet View Post
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    Top 5 movies?

    One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, Big Fish, Beetlejuice, Caddyshack, Mr Magorium's Wonder Emporium - probably some I like more but not on my mind, not a particularly big movie buff - this list is woefully weak


    Ideal pizza?

    Thick crust, well done, with pepperoni at the Original Ray's Pizza down in the East Village after a late night out in NYC


    How do you eat an oreo cookie?

    Whole


    Say you win $10 million in the lottery, what are the first 5 things you do?

    Payoff any and all bills, make sure my kids are set up well, take my wife on a nice long vacation of her dreams, start a guitar shop, upgrade to a nicer house


    As far as your rig is concerned, describe your favorite sound that you get from it.

    LP>XXX head>412MS bottom - I get my sound which is cool. The amp can be very liquid when I want but is crunchy and very responsive. Somewhere between Ramones Rocket to Russia, Nuge Cat Scratch Fever and Steve Jones Bollocks - at least that's what I dream it is in my head


    Favorite drink?

    Portsmouth Brewery coffee infused Milk Stout


    If you were given an unlimited budget to go on holiday, but could only go to one place, where would you go?

    Australia


    Who'd win in a wrestling match, Lemmy or God?

    I think they'd let the minions sort it out


    Which famous guitarists/musicians dead or alive would you like to jam with?


    Ted Nugent, Muddy Waters, Ron Asheton, Wayne Kramer, Steve Jones, Rod Price, Ian Moore, Rick Nielsen (all of Cheap Trick actually), Malcolm Young, Steve Earle


    Who are your biggest inspirations?

    Musically? See above but that is a very shortlist there, it goes on and on.

    In a more artistic sense? Jackson Pollack, Charles Bukowski, Raymond Carver, Tobias Wolfe, Big Daddy Roth, Robt Williams, lately Patti Smith has been back on the radar as well.

    In life? My Mom, my wife and kids, my Father in Law


    If you endured a plane crash and the other survivors were Lucid, GuitarStv, Jolly, KRS, Scott_F, Simon_F, and Aceman ... what would happen?

    I'm working on the screenplay now - thinking a mix of the Hangover, Wild Zero and Lord of the Flies.


    Favorite:

    - Muscle Car - '69 El Camino SS
    - Military Plane - P51 Mustang
    - Locomotive - what ever ChooChoo Charlie drove
    - Sea fairing vehicle - 45.5 Bristol, twin mast
    - Sport to play or watch - NFL Football to watch, Golf to play



    What brought you to the forum?

    Initially I was looking for info on a Duncan Convertible I owned.


    And you got a choice. You have to take one of these: Les Paul Juniors from the 50's. One a '59 double cut, nicely aged cherry/natural, with a generic modern P90, and a '56 single cut, refinned by an idiot using bright yellow spraypaint, and the P90 was replaced by a mysterious humbucker made by Seymour who claims it's his greatest creation ever, but nobody has ever heard it except him. Which do you choose.

    Tough choice but I go the '59 DC and swap the pup

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    Hey Watty...

    If you were given a night to party with Ron Asheton (rip), Iggy Pop, Charles Bukowsi (rip), Rick Nielsen, Ace Frehley, Steve Jones or anyone else like the "Toxic Twins" (Steven Tyler and Joe Perry)...

    Who'd you pick, or add your choice? It's your call!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sludgenutz View Post
    Hey Watty...

    If you were given a night to party with Ron Asheton (rip), Iggy Pop, Charles Bukowski (rip), Rick Nielsen, Ace Frehley, Steve Jones or anyone else like the "Toxic Twins" (Steven Tyler and Joe Perry)...

    Who'd you pick, or add your choice? It's your call!
    I'm thinking that lineup right there is my dream party just bring in Big Daddy Roth.

    So Ron has a 1/2 stack and a Strat just blasting out riffs in the far corner of this big room that is sort of like the local VFW hall. Iggy is reading Bukowski poems over the noise very dramatically thru the house PA. Bukowski is cursing the noise and trying to find some classical music on a little AM/FM transistor radio he got from some hooker with amazing legs that stole his wallet but he keeps falling off the chair we put him on. Rick and Ace are playing Pool and cracking jokes, Jonesy is watching Asheton in awe and playing air guitar while Steve and Joe are in the bathroom chopping up baby aspirin to snort since they are "clean" again. Up front Big Daddy has his airbrush, paint guns and stripping brushes and is going to town on everyone's guitars that are sitting around. He's in full dress too, Red Tux jacket, overalls and his big ole tophat with the Von Dutch eye. Oh yeah he'd make everyone there a monster t-shirt!

    Yeah man that would be a party. I'd be running around between everybody having 8-10 conversations in my manic ADD sort of way, whooohoo!

    No pics or recordings, if you weren't there you'd never believe it happened.

    Acutally I am going to add Andy Prieboy to the list of guests there. He could take the whole thing in while playing piano and drinking red wine off the to the side. Then when it was all over he would write a spectacular musical based on the proceedings.
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    Gotta comment on a few responses here. Then I'll submit my questions...

    Quote Originally Posted by Wattage View Post

    Are you practised in the art of cunnilingus?
    Oui, qui
    The question was not "Do you speak French?" It was "Does the flesh shovel in your mouth know how to dig in the tuna trench? ANSWER THE QUESTION!

    Ideal pizza?
    Thick crust, well done, with pepperoni at the Original Ray's Pizza down in the East Village after a late night out in NYC
    Haven't been to Ray's in 20 years...[mouth waters uncontrollably]


    If you endured a plane crash and the other survivors were Lucid, GuitarStv, Jolly, KRS, Scott_F, Simon_F, and Aceman ... what would happen?
    I'd like to field this one....KRS is shot by multiple parties immediately. I turn and ask the others if they mind if I shoot GuitarStv. That whole "Is it a science thing" is pissing me off.

    That's the first scene. Take it from there...

    [
    B]Ultimate 30-minute set list to play in a club? (covers only)[/B]
    All American Man - KISS
    Really? Why that?

    Rick and Ace are playing Pool and cracking jokes,
    I think that is so DEAD on!
    Quote Originally Posted by Bad City
    He's got the crowd on his side and the blue jean lights in his eyes...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aceman View Post
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    Gotta comment on a few responses here. Then I'll submit my questions...



    The question was not "Do you speak French?" It was "Does the flesh shovel in your mouth know how to dig in the tuna trench? ANSWER THE QUESTION!

    The question wasn't near that trashy so I didn't answer it trashy, it asked about it as an art which made me think of the French. The answer is yes, I didn't think that could be misunderstood. I don't gargle with it if that's what you want to know btw how does a French woman hold her lover? By the ears......


    Haven't been to Ray's in 20 years...[mouth waters uncontrollably]

    Sucks for you I should be there Sunday night after Elvis Costello at the Beacon.



    I'd like to field this one....KRS is shot by multiple parties immediately. I turn and ask the others if they mind if I shoot GuitarStv. That whole "Is it a science thing" is pissing me off.

    That's the first scene. Take it from there...


    Well of course GuitarStv has to go and quickly, Christ he'd eat our ****ing brains before we had a chance to think otherwise! I am hoping there'd be guitars and beer available.


    Really? Why that?

    All-American Man is an old fave and that set is actually for something I am working on at the moment. Cmon you don't love that riff? I know it's not Ace but what the hell it Rocks, Bald Bob did good on that one.


    I think that is so DEAD on!

    Right? You can picture it happening with no effort, Ace's laugh and Rick's wit would keep the place in stitches.

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    Really? Why that?

    All-American Man is an old fave and that set is actually for something I am working on at the moment. Cmon you don't love that riff? I know it's not Ace but what the hell it Rocks, Bald Bob did good on that one.
    Why thank you -oh - wait; you meant Kulick; The OTHER bald Bob....thought you were talking about me there for a second....
    Quote Originally Posted by Bad City
    He's got the crowd on his side and the blue jean lights in his eyes...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wattage View Post
    Yeah I am slow on the uptake, hehe
    And I'm slow on reading your replies! (I forgot I posted in here)

    I'm A Loser
    The first two do not surprise me much, but this one does. Not one of their more popular songs, even among the fandom (though I dig it as well)



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    Tough one because I'll assume that no Les Paul's were around to influence all the other builders so I don't want to pick an LP take off. A Telecaster
    Would your answer be different if I just said that Gibsons are no longer available to buy new or used, and all of yours are burned to ashes in a fire?
    I'm an internet person. All we do is waste time evaluating things that have next-to-zero real world significance.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JeffB View Post
    And I'm slow on reading your replies! (I forgot I posted in here)



    The first two do not surprise me much, but this one does. Not one of their more popular songs, even among the fandom (though I dig it as well)



    Would your answer be different if I just said that Gibsons are no longer available to buy new or used, and all of yours are burned to ashes in a fire?
    "I'm A Loser" is such a great song and has a special meaning to me, "Mother Mary" was the other choice, well that or "Natural Thing". For "Loser" I'll bet we've all had a lot of friends sleeping on the couch but there is one specific moment in time that the song brings me too. My buddy Mike is no longer here and I miss him, that song reason reminds me of him.

    If Gibsons are just no longer available I go to the PRS Mira, I can't wait to have enough bones to pay the damn thing off and get it in house, what a freaking guitar, the thing is loaded with dyno-mite! So close to a perfect LP DC meets the best SG you laid your hands on it isn't even funny. I can't believe I like PRS's now, who woulda thunk it??

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wattage View Post
    I'm thinking that lineup right there is my dream party just bring in Big Daddy Roth.

    So Ron has a 1/2 stack and a Strat just blasting out riffs in the far corner of this big room that is sort of like the local VFW hall. Iggy is reading Bukowski poems over the noise very dramatically thru the house PA. Bukowski is cursing the noise and trying to find some classical music on a little AM/FM transistor radio he got from some hooker with amazing legs that stole his wallet but he keeps falling off the chair we put him on. Rick and Ace are playing Pool and cracking jokes, Jonesy is watching Asheton in awe and playing air guitar while Steve and Joe are in the bathroom chopping up baby aspirin to snort since they are "clean" again. Up front Big Daddy has his airbrush, paint guns and stripping brushes and is going to town on everyone's guitars that are sitting around. He's in full dress too, Red Tux jacket, overalls and his big ole tophat with the Von Dutch eye. Oh yeah he'd make everyone there a monster t-shirt!

    Yeah man that would be a party. I'd be running around between everybody having 8-10 conversations in my manic ADD sort of way, whooohoo!

    No pics or recordings, if you weren't there you'd never believe it happened.

    Acutally I am going to add Andy Prieboy to the list of guests there. He could take the whole thing in while playing piano and drinking red wine off the to the side. Then when it was all over he would write a spectacular musical based on the proceedings.
    Fantastic, Watty...Fantastic!

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    What are you top five picks of animals would be if you reincarnated and why?

    Favorite phallus shaped food?

    If you could leave to go on vacation right now, where would you go and why?

    Jets or Giants?

    Who has a better mustache? Tom Selleck or Sam Elliott?

    Favorite US president ever?

    Top five famous women you would take to poundtown if given the chance?
    I LOVE GUNS, ANIMALS, AND PEOPLE GETTING BUTT-HURT.

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    What's the first thing you would do if Bones was elected President?
    I remember calloused hands and paint-stained jeans, and I remember safe-as-houses self-belief.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kam View Post
    What's the first thing you would do if Bones was elected President?

    Buy Gold

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bones View Post
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    What are your top five picks of animals would be if you reincarnated and why?

    A good house dog - just to see if it was a charmed life,
    A lion on the open plains - pure majesty
    A dolphin - I loved Flipper as a kid
    A squirrel - just to drive dogs crazy
    A gorilla - they are incredibly cool


    Favorite phallus shaped food?

    a Banana

    If you could leave to go on vacation right now, where would you go and why?

    Probably Hawaii - go hang with butnut for a few days

    Jets or Giants?

    Jets all the way, I bleed green


    Who has a better mustache? Tom Selleck or Sam Elliott?

    Sam


    Favorite US president ever?

    Lincoln


    Top five famous women you would take to poundtown if given the chance

    Drew Barrymore, Barbara Eden, Susanna Hoffs, Jennifer Connelly, Diane Lane

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